kerbiloid Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 "Porter! Hurry!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Dres exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 "Where is Ike?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbalsaurus Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 I'd just stand there in silence, and just leave everyone on the edge of their seats. Just leave them sitting there until I say "Meh, it could be better". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minmus Taster Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 (edited) I feel the strange need to build mine up like I'm somehow better; I stare out into the endless red abyss, soaking in what exactly it is I'm about to do. I've travelled an unimaginable distance at an equally insane speed in a flying tin can to an alien world. This world is so amazingly strange and desolate and yet it's stunning. I think of the people who took leaps like these in times past. Childhood idol's really as they are for many, but none have taken a leap quite so large. Quite literally following in the footsteps of some of the greatest people who ever lived, and then going even father. I can feel they're spirts with me in this moment, along with those of the millions and billions of people all with me in this one moment in time where humanity finally leaves it's cradle. I think of my place in all this, out of all the people on Earth, billions and billions of incredible people, it was ME. I feel an incredible sense of honor to be the representative of humanity in this moment. I look to a mounted camera on the elevator that lowered me down to the red surface of the planet and wave to the world I was once apart of, a wave no one will see for 15 whole minutes. With nothing left to do I finally begin to move forward, all of my life, all of everything, converging on this singular moment. I feel the dust beneath my feet give way as I walk onto the surface. With the awe of the situation slightly subsiding I realize that I don't have anything to say, what would this historic moment be without some memorable quote for the ages? And worse still; my joints feel like they just came out of one of those annoying family road trips! I do my best to stretch my back and legs in the bulky suit and then it happened; the quote materializes in my head, it's a little on the nose but it's powerful and most importantly it will do the job. I clear my throat and utter the words to be remembered for hundreds of years: Spoiler "I am never putting a Kerbal through back pain like this ever again!" I can feel the mockery and bewilderment of mission control before they even see me step onto the surface. I try to keep it out of my mind as I plant my flag Edited December 17, 2022 by Minmus Taster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 I would sing. [Verse 1] Giant steps are what you take Walking on the moon I hope my legs don't break Walking on the moon We could walk forever Walking on the moon We could be together Walking on, walking on the moon [Verse 2] Walking back from your house Walking on the moon Walking back from your house Walking on the moon Feet they hardly touch the ground Walking on the moon My feet don't hardly make no sound Walking on, walking on the moon [Chorus] Some may say I'm wishing my days away No way, and if it's the price I pay Some say tomorrow's another day You stay, I may as well play [Verse 1] Giant steps are what you take Walking on the moon I hope my legs don't break Walking on the moon We could walk forever Walking on the moon We could be together Walking on, walking on the moon You might also like [Chorus] Some may say I'm wishing my days away No way, and if it's the price I pay Some say tomorrow's another day You stay, I may as well play [Outro] Keep it up, keep it up Keep it up, keep it up Keep it up, keep it up Keep it up, keep it up Yo yo yo yo Keep it up, keep it up Yo yo yo yo Keep it up, keep it up Yo yo yo yo Keep it up, keep it up Yo yo yo yo Keep it up, keep it up Yo yo yo yo Keep it up, keep it up Yo yo yo yo Keep it up, keep it up Yo yo yo yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 "Why is is he opening and closing a mouth in nearly vacuum? Is he singing or what?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tajwo Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 I wouldn't say anything. I would just lie on the ground and play dead until Mission Control catches on. or they actually think I'm dead and abandon the mission... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 I would ask the mission control to play disco music, especially Starman from David Bowie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 "The cholocate bar Mars looks much better." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 Where are all the Biker Mice from Mars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 "Hello, Potato Planet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 Sharon Stone hates this planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 "How should I bring all these treasures to the ship?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Just set up the picnic blanket under the nearest tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 "They've breathed too much. Pure CO2." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Good thing I got some rust converter at the hardware store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 "Testing 1, 2. Testing, 1, 2, 3. Testing 1, 2. Testing 1, 2, 3. Can everyone hear me?" (Actually, "1, 2. 1, 2, 3. 1, 1, 1...") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NovaSuper Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 "This is a Duna scam, I'm out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tg626 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Why is the rum gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 "Fus Ro Dah!!!..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dafni Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 "Well, here we are" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 "... and we." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?" And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Water dissolving and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean Under the water, carry the water Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean Water dissolving and water removing Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, into the silent water Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?" You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?" And you may ask yourself, "Am I right? Am I wrong?" And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, into the silent water Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was and look where my hand was Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us Same as it ever was, the same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was Here a twister comes, here comes a twister Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (letting the days go by) Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (letting the days go by) Once in a lifetime, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 9 hours ago, ColdJ said: And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?" And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Water dissolving and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean Under the water, carry the water Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean Water dissolving and water removing Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, into the silent water Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?" You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?" And you may ask yourself, "Am I right? Am I wrong?" And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, into the silent water Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was and look where my hand was Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us Same as it ever was, the same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was Here a twister comes, here comes a twister Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (letting the days go by) Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (letting the days go by) Once in a lifetime, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again You are a seriously great songwriter, would actually want to hear that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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