tater Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 Epstein didn't kill himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 It's kind of boring here. When will we get some cranes on Mars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 "Well, let's give a try to our Martian potatoes." P.S. Oops, wrong thread... Isn't it the "Famous Last Words"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmamh2008 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 "a small step for man , an enormous jump for humanity , to mars and beyond !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 (edited) "If take this Perseverance chute, it will be a good hammock." Edited May 3, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Achoo, there must be pollen in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyFall2489 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Caution: Floors May Be Slippery When Wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 All in favour say aye, the ayes have it, motion carried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 "The coordinates look correct... Where is the pokemon?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 I wonder if I can replicate the scenes out of the first Total Rekall movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Looks like REDdit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 "How many likes in youtube?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 Are we there yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFYL Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 Oh Scrap! I forgot to clean the transfer window. Now I need Tweakscale and Extraplanetary Launchpads to build a more powerful rocket if I wanna go to home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 "What's next?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 I wonder if I can grow potatoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 "@ColdJ won't see, if take several of his potatoes. He will think that the Martian molerats did it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 @kerbiloid failed to notice the Rad Scorpion sneaking up from behind when he was the first Human on Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Happily a Martian fire ant had fried the scorpion, ate it, and crawled away, before @kerbiloid exclaimed: "Wow! A Martian bug has almost bitten the first person on Mars!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Hey, wasn't @kerbiloid meant to be here to meet us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 36 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Hey, wasn't @kerbiloid meant to be here to meet us? "So, a shower thought: the Mars is banned." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 That was a typo folks, he meant binned, nothing to see here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 "That's was a thunder, an avalanche or did you farted again on the open mic, Jeb?" https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/participate/sounds/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFYL Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Oh. Hi Luke Skywalker. Excuse me but I have found you in the moust unfindable place in the galaxy. Oh, what's that tree? They managed to burn something in Mars's atmosphere? Sacred Jedi texts? Have you read them? All right. Stop kidding me. I know you are just a copy of the true Luke some million lightyears away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 "Thank you, I don't need this. Yes, even as a free sample." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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