Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 (edited) Floor 3539: A factory making handbooks Edited July 17, 2023 by Aerodynamic Kerbal Page new this is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Floor 3540: A handbook on how to create the ideal Handbook. 085607172023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Floor 3541: A handbook with one single page which says "No more handbooks >:(" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Floor 3542: A Guidebook to Handbooks on filling floors with endless handbooks 093207172023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Floor 3543: A protest against the excessive production of handbooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Floor 3544: This kitty and toys to play with. 100507172023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Floor 3545: A shelf for the kitty to jump onto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Floor 3546: a toy HANDBOOK filled with catnip that can be knocked about by the kitty. 123507172023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Floor 3547: A pile with burning handbooks. Each floor had a conveyor belt sending them here. No more handbooks. Sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 (edited) Floor 3548: a floor dedicated to @Aerodynamic Kerbal and is filled with i destructible immortal talking handbooks that tell him stories! Also a map to the next floor i make 133707172023 fixed floor number 134507172023 Edited July 17, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 (edited) Floor 3549: A handbook explaining the failure of floor 3546 (we still have handbooks! ) Edited July 17, 2023 by Aerodynamic Kerbal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 (edited) Floor 3550: a giant handbook on correcting floor numbers to their correct floor titled: Floor 34550: the fixed floor number, a floor approved handbook 134707172023 135007172023 Edited July 17, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Floor 3551: The floor is a handbook on why AlamoVampire decided to like handbooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Floor 3552: a hologram AlamoVampire explaining that they are enjoying riding the joke into the ground and getting much needed laughs at how much absurd fun this has spiraled into. The hologram then looks at you and says: And knowing is half the battle! 135507172023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 (edited) Floor 3553: A perfect replica of conditions at the peak of Olympus Mons, complete with an upside-down Saturn V. Edited July 17, 2023 by TheKSPBeginner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 Floor 3554: A dozen kitties all purring and kneading/making biscuits on you and others. 025807182023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 Floor 3555: A handbook explaining the purpose of each floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 Floor 3556 Empty room. Bare concrete walls, ceiling, floor. Light provided by fluorescent tubes lining the floor edge. In the center a PADD with a locked folder on the purpose of every subsequent floor. You can't open it because apparently the code is 0-0-0-Destruct-0 which will also trigger the Floor Termination System. There are no soundproofed areas in this room, but you try it anyway. BOOM! You catch a glimpse of the files on several upstairs floors, but you soon black out and end up on the next floor with no memory of this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 Floor 3557: The editors offices for the publication of the Hitch Hikers Guige to the Galaxy. The office door has "Mostly Harmless" written on it. In the background you can here someone playing "Journey of the Sorcerer" by "The Eagles". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 Floor 3558: Just a huge wall will the text "UNDER CONSTRUCTION" on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 Floor 3559: a portal to floor 3560 of an identical building to this one, located on exactly the other side of the planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 Floor 3560: You take the teleporter. You see another teleporter, which takes you to Floor 3561 of the previous building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 Floor 3561: No teleporter is found. Only a single item. A small page addressed to one person. It reads: To @Aerodynamic Kerbal you failed to read page 4, entry 1 of the Teleportation Handbook. Teleportation fails and self destructs if there is an artificial black hole with in 100,000 leagues of the teleportation device. 081807182023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 Floor 3562: A cinema which is currently playing a documentary film about handbooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 Floor 3563: a manual to run the projector 122607192023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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