ColdJ Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 (edited) Floor 3588: You find yourself inside a Space Shuttle cargo bay. The klaxon and flashing light suggest that the cargo doors are about to open, and you aren't wearing a spacesuit. (welcome to a new page floor.) Edited July 29, 2023 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Floor 3589:here on this floor the shuttle cargo bay is now open, you have no space suit on and its ok, you have a clean suit on as its time to load the cargo bay with gear to capture and return Hubble to be displayed proudly at the Smithsonian after a career well done! 201707282023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Floor 3590: A complete and accurate re-creation of the Smithsonian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 (edited) Floor 3591: A complete and accurate re-creation of the Louvre. 004607292023 Edited July 29, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Floor 3592: This floor is filled completely with people, shoulder to shoulder, all trying to get a look at something behind a small window of bulletproof glass. You get a spyglass out of your bag of holding and try to see what they are trying to see. You can almost make out a plaque below it. It looks like in might say" Moaning Lisa". You assume it has something to do with the Simpsons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Floor 3593: The drain tank of the Hogwarts toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Floor 3594: A statue of René Descartes with a placard at its base. The placard reads: “Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum.” 161707292023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Floor 3955: You find yourself inside a massive gallery, halls stretch off in all directions. It is hung with with a multitude of paintings and littered with statues. There is a painting hanging right in front of you that appears to depict an animal that usually stands on 4 legs, but in this case it is dressed in scholarly robes and appears to be giving a lecture to an ampitheatre of seated students. The title of the painting reads: Dolor Asinum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Floor 3956: You realize that the 3955 standing animal was your school prefect, this time sober. Now you start thinking: "Cogito ergo sum... Cogito is a little cog. A big cog would be cogissimo? But what must you summarize?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Floor 3957: a loud speaker by a door repeating a single thing: @ColdJ once the speaker gets their attention they see a sign on the directing them to enter. All they see: 224607292023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Floor 3958: A live concert of "Jefferson Airplane". You sit down and they start to play "White Rabbit". You close your eyes and relax while listening to the haunting music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Floor 3959: a live horrifically out of tune and off tempo cover of Stairway to Heaven 230107292023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Floor 3960: You enter into to what appears to be an underground club from the 1920s in America. Men in suits and Fedoras and Ladies in straight dresses and pearls are all around. You notice your reflection and see you are also dressesd like the men but in mainly white with black accents. On a whim you reach into your pocket and find a coin. You see a Jukebox on the other side of the club (totally out of place for the era) and flip the coin towards it. It miraculously goes into the slot and the music starts. Your feet have a mind of their own and moonwalk you into the middle of the floor, all the men are suddenly in sync with you and you start dancing out the whole routine of the video for Smooth Criminal. This is going to be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Floor 3961: you enter a dark room and a sound starts. Its a low tone. Once it starts it never stops. 000107302023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Floor 3962: The r... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Floor 3963: ketchup, nothing but billions and billions of gallons of ketchup 012107302023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Floor 3964: honey mustard, nothing but billions and billions of gallons of honey mustard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 (edited) Floor 3965: A big book, that contains context for everything that has ever been taken out of context Edited July 30, 2023 by Maria Sirona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Floor 3966: A 3,000,000,000,000,000 ton pile of blue cheese 121807302023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaldeB Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 (edited) Floor 3967: Exactly 656 234 805 463 atoms of oxygen, you hurry to the next floor to prevent asphyxiation. Edited July 31, 2023 by WaldeB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Floor 3968: You see the start of a wall labelling each floor, with no obvious end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Floor 3969: There is a company running a Bungee Jump business on this floor. They attach you into a harness connected to what seems like an endless pile of rubber cord. They push you out the window and you fall for about a week. Finally you see the ground rushing towards you, you reach out your hand to just barely touch the ground before being flung back up the building. After another week you finally approach the level you were pushed out of but manage to go up one more floor before grabbing the window sill. You haul yourself in and remove the harness. You wonder what this floor will bring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 (edited) Floor 3970: A colony of barnacles with caoutchouc cords hanging down from the mouths. Spoiler Edited July 31, 2023 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Floor 3971: A 1:1 Replica of Pee Wee’s Playhouse as well as a memorial to him. RIP. 170907312023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunas Only Moon Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 floor 3972 is what you see as the worst place (i see a realy tall platform with a zipline that is very weak) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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