kerbiloid Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 (edited) "Yesterday we have picked up a radio transmission from Titan. According to the signal source coordinates, somebody is trying to use Huygens antenna. There is no reason to panic, probably that's just some endemic lifeform had found our probe". Edited September 16, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Based on data returned just before LOS, we've determined that a small structural panel on Cassini may have survived atmospheric entry and plummeted into Saturn intact until about 250 meters below the cloud tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 "We kept igniting and reigniting our engines so much, they don't work anymore. Funny how it works in Kerbal Race Program, as it was important for us to win the space race" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_quantization well let's just say that's exactly how most being eyes works, could apply to sound, taste and else as well" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAL59 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 We have built a lander capable of landing on either Mars or Venus for the interplanetary ship, because we're not sure which one has a launch window right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 "We have to report at this point that a mission delay is unacceptable, as pulling over and finding a suitable space bush for Neil to take a leak into is not the easiest feat, to put it lightly". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAL59 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 On 9/16/2017 at 9:12 PM, Murican_Jeb said: We kept igniting and reigniting our engines so much, they don't work anymore. That actually does happen in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 3 hours ago, DAL59 said: That actually does happen in real life. I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 (edited) "it's hard to hijack any electrical device and make it produce some neurofrequencies, and well disminushing return you know, we've never heard about that" Edited October 4, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 (edited) "let's not send any weapon to space, but you know when the population gonna rise upthere in a long long long time, it may happen that for some weird reason a being construct one to take over others being" "stream watcher x2 never heard" Edited October 11, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Hey SpaceX, race you to Mars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 "Ladies and gentlemen! Let's welcome our new director!" "Good morning everybody. My name is Elon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 (edited) "fidget never heard, here the video that repsect etnical quota (seem the previous one is from denmark not sure) :" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsSg-bqHvXo Edited October 13, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' romlaglog new entries xDr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 "Yesterday, we discovered a hack that allows mining for ore while not on the surface of a planet. We put our drill in the cargo bay." (Actually try this out in KSP, it works) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 The jet aircraft hit a fuel cart next to the east wing of the R&D facilities. The rest of that section of the R&D instantly exploded. Ladies and gentlemen, after decades of using rockets and jets to propel our vehicles, we have made the latest advancement: Propeller aircraft! We only have prototypes thus far. We do not consider RTGs to be unsuitable for a space tourism vehicle. We consider wings devoid of any airfoil shape perfectly suitable for aerial vehicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 We will be installing our new BARIS mainframe tomorrow, and we expect to see a vast improvement in the months ahead... (A shout-out to @Angel-125) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Astronomers discovered a new exoplanet today, but the public doesn't seem to care. We have officially named it "Dres" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 "The next ISS module will be a ball pit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obney kerman Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 "Upon rolling out our new spacecraft, the launchpad collapsed. We determined that the problem was not enough boosters." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 "We've always knew what dark matter was, we are just waiting for physicist to figure it out for themselves." "We decoded the alien signal. It appears to be the plans for a new, unknown type of spacecraft. But we've taken advice that we should hold off on building such a craft, as it is considered a potential trap." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 (edited) "As everyone knows, the famous "Martian Face" is an optical illusion. But yesterday it started speaking with its "lips". For the censorship reasons all follow-up photos of the "Face" will be blurred." Edited November 10, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 (edited) "Oops, turns out the planet will explode in the next 60 seconds. Don't panic! We totally don't have this under control." "As you all probably know by now, there is a giant head in the sky yelling Show me what you got. A crazy scientist said to compose a hit song, so let's get schwifty people!" Edited November 10, 2017 by Firemetal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 "By unanimous decision, the alien voices in my head have decided to close out NASA and end all current and future programs." "What do you mean, you assembled the entire thing up-side down?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 "I just wanted to said that I love you guys...What'll you mean, 'You've had enough?"" "Our experiments in giving LSD to astronaut candidates did not shorten training times like we expected." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 "Greetings, our dear guests from Aquarius constellation! We are glad to welcome you here on Ea..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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