Kimera Industries Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 (edited) "We're glad the Lego Merchandising Program served as a useful cover-up for our true source of funding: NASA hoodies and backpacks." Edited January 13 by Kimera Industries Page de la New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 "Apparently using Legos to build rockets was going a bit too far." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Ok people, we are out of ideas and need some suggestions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 We have gotten so good at smashing probes into asteroids that we have forgotten how to land on the Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 "Thanks to a recent study, we can safely conclude that the sound from the Chicxulub asteroid impact sounded like this: Psheeew crrshshhh KBMmmMMmm cpeeewgh-" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Pay our ransom or we will cut off all the satellite TV channels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 "Unfortunately, we are going to have to cancel all planned missions for the next few months as our employees are all busy with KSP2 after For Science! came out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 We are adding "Limited" to the end of our name, so from now on call us... NASAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 "We have been forced to admit that we used the JWST for cool selfies before it was launched." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 "Pakled are strong". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 "We are going to clean up all the plastics in the ocean." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 "You know those supercomputers we have? We've been using those for nothing but KSP2. Sorry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 We will be lifting our rockets to the edge of space using cheap Hydrogen Balloons, then launching from there, this will save us a ton of money and cut down on waste and pollution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 "Our simulation software will be switching over from KSP1 to KSP2 once the game leaves early access. Once again, all requests that we use Orbit instead have been denied." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 I wish they would bring back Spacefood Sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 "Due to overwhelming demand, we have sent the ISS astronauts real freeze-dried ice cream. They did not seem to appreciate it as much, especially when the crumbs got stuck in all the instruments." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 "The ISS has already been equipped with the espresso coffee machine. Now we are sending there lavender and other syrups to finally let the crew have a normal coffee, the lavender raf." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Has anybody accidentally picked up a stick of Plutonium? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 "Due to an unfortunate mishap with the launch vehicle, the Perseverance rover is now exploring the Australian outback instead of Mars. However, we will not attempt to rescue it because we realized we don't actually know anything about Australia." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 "We are switching to making electric cars. I mean how hard can it be?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA-Forums Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 "Making electric cars is very hard. We are reverting back to spaceflight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 "We call this engine NASAL Spray for its exhaust." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 "If anything goes wrong after the launch then we will just call 911" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 "We have decided that exploring space is pointless and so we are shutting down and letting everyone go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 "You're funny, you see? Did you really believe that a probe can last for five decades in space? We had lost it on the Saturn fly-by. Everything, you were watching since then, were just cartoons." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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