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Things that NASA never said at a press conference.


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  • 3 weeks later...

We will be lifting our rockets to the edge of space using cheap Hydrogen Balloons, then launching from there, this will save us a ton of money and cut down on waste and pollution.

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  • 1 month later...

"Due to overwhelming demand, we have sent the ISS astronauts real freeze-dried ice cream. They did not seem to appreciate it as much, especially when the crumbs got stuck in all the instruments."

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"Due to an unfortunate mishap with the launch vehicle, the Perseverance rover is now exploring the Australian outback instead of Mars. However, we will not attempt to rescue it because we realized we don't actually know anything about Australia."

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  • 4 weeks later...

"You're funny, you see? Did you really believe that a probe can last for five decades in space?
We had lost it on the Saturn fly-by. Everything, you were watching since then, were just cartoons."

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