ColdJ Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Attendance of this conference is $1000 a head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 "What would you all do without NASA?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Our research into making Astronauts out of Fungus is going well. We will have our own little green guys soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 "We have proof of the existence of Intelligent Life on Planet Earth". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 "We forgot to upgrade our phone plan, so we used up all our data for the month. Hopefully, the ISS will be ok on its own for a while." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 1 hour ago, Kimera Industries said: "We forgot to upgrade our phone plan, so we used up all our data for the month. Hopefully, the ISS will be ok on its own for a while." That AWS borkage was hilarious! https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/oops-we-forgot-30m-bandwidth-charges-david-penny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 To raise funds we are renting the space on the side of our rockets to advertisements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Snobbish losers! Look and learn. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 We were going to start colonisation of other planets but it seems pointless without KSP2 to show us the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 No colonization without kerbalization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 We've decided for now to use modded KSP1 until the future of KSP2 is out of the grey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 We have lost it due to the Kraken's attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviator01 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 We have decided to add four additional solid rocket boosters to SLS’s first stage and two more boosters on each solid rocket booster in order to make it go up faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 (edited) "Ladies and Gentlemen, if you will look under your chairs. You get a Jetpack and you get a Jetpack and you get a Jetpack and..." Edited May 20 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 "Our special team is testing rocketjump motion for the Moon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA-Forums Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 no, you cannot have moon water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 I blame you for the moonlit sky And the dream that died With the Eagle's flight I blame you for the moonlit nights When I wonder why Are the seas still dry? Don't blame this sleeping satellite [Verse 1] Did we fly to the Moon too soon? Did we squander the chance? In the rush of the race The reason we chase is lost in romance And still we try To justify the waste For a taste of man's greatest adventure, woah [Chorus] I blame you for the moonlit sky And the dream that died With the Eagle's flight I blame you for the moonlit nights When I wonder why Are the seas still dry? Don't blame this sleeping satellite [Verse 2] Have we lost what it takes to advance? Have we peaked too soon? If the world is so green Then why does it scream under a blue moon? We wonder why If the Earth's sacrificed For the price of it's greatest treasure, woah [Chorus] I blame you for the moonlit sky And the dream that died With the Eagle's flight I blame you for the moonlit nights When I wonder why Are the seas still dry? Don't blame this sleeping satellite (Satellite, satellite, satellite) [Interlude] (La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la) (La-la-la-la-la) [Verse 3] And when we shoot for stars What a giant step Have we got what it takes To carry the weight of this concept? Or pass it by like a shot in the dark Miss the mark with a sense of adventure, woah [Bridge] Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah, yeah Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah, yeah Don't blame this sleeping satellite [Chorus] I blame you for the moonlit sky And the dream that died With the Eagle's flight I blame you for the moonlit nights When I wonder why Are the seas still dry? Don't blame this sleeping satellite [Outro] Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah, yeah Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah, yeah Don't blame this sleeping satellite Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah, yeah Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah, yeah Don't blame this sleeping satellite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 Please turn off the lights on the way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 "Today is April, 1. Were you really expecting a launch now?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 We are building a ship yard in orbit, would you prefer Star Trek, Star Wars or BattleStar Galactica style ships? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 "Superman doesn't need us to fly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Everything that we said we are developing was actually finished 40 years ago, we have just been milking it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 "The crewed spaceflights were a silly toy for the kids of mid-XX, which we still are trying to finish." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 "We are starting a new global parcel service called Nasazon. Hey it worked for Jeff." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 "Boeing StarLiner is currently available in Eaerly Access. At full price." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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