Kimera Industries Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 (edited) "Congress has accepted our request for more funding to buy HOTAS setups for mission control." Edited August 18 by Kimera Industries New controllers, new page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 "Together with our dear partners, we have prepared a release of Apollo Apple Application from iNASA". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 NASA: "That's no moon!!" - the Earth's collyder will be hit by a potatoroid! ESA: Oh, that? It has no enough JUICE. Don't worry... https://blogs.esa.int/rocketscience/2024/08/15/is-it-an-asteroid-is-it-a-comet-no-its-juice/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 "I forgot what I called you all here for." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 <<Attention! All aircraft, this is Comona Base...>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 "Hey, what's that saucer-shaped thingy floating outside?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 "Thanks to Gargamel we will be Smurf powered from now on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 "We are doing this for the planet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 We have explored all there is to explore, we are ending all space programs. 022308232024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 "I have made a mixed tape for everybody here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 (edited) "We are actually not interested in an actual lunar flight." Edited August 23 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 "We are now letting Boeing build every single spacecraft we use." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 "We are running out of gold foil. We will be accepting donations of gold watches, chains, teeth etc." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 "We don't call it "shuttle" because a shuttle should at least once bring back what it took away." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 "We are building our own Hadron Collider in order to accelerate our capsules out of the gravity well." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 "Houston doesn't have problems." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 "All activity on Hubble and James Webb is being halted for a systematic search of the sky.. We lost the planets and need to find them again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 "Don't forget to purchase a calendar, it contains the 12 hottest rockets of all time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 "Give me N! Give me A! Give me S! Give A again! Welcome everyone to NASA, Cuz my casa is your casa!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 "We are reverting to NACA to introduce confusion on how to say the acronym." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 We are now the Word Aeronautics Space Utility Program. Now when you greet us you say. WA-SUP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Should we rename Starliner to Stuckliner or Stayliner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 "Next time we'll use Fivestarliner." Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 "We have a simple solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 "The ISS crew will pull out the matches, who will return." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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