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Because noone could find a perfect petunia.

Why is bacon called bacon and a cookie called a cookie if you cook bacon and bake a cookie?

if a fly loses its wings does it become a walk?

if earth is the third planet then arent all countries a third world country?

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Yes because 100t is quite heavy. I don't normally measure in toilets, I prefer g (giraffes)

When I drink my coffee, is it normal to not breathe through my mouth, I'm worried I'll suffocate?

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Yes, because suffocating will make you unable to drink coffee. Or call for help, for that matter.
 

On 3/28/2023 at 9:22 AM, ColdJ said:

knowing why the "Bowl of Petunias" said "Oh no, not again"

The bowl of petunias was a life of Agrajag, wasn't it? How many times was he inadvertently killed by Arthur Dent? (rabbit, flies, petunias, final demon-form, guy who had a heart attack when Arthur and Ford's time-travelling sofa materialized at Lord's, who else am I missing)

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just searched up the guy, he was Arthur Philip Deodat, was insulted by Wowbagger the Infinitely prolonged in his dying moments, 2 million years after Wowbagger visited Arthur Philip Dent on prehistoric Islington, so it took 2 million years for him to get from ARTHURPHILIPDEN... to ARTHURPHILIPDEO... in alphabetical order. That's a lot of people. Makes me wonder how long it took him to first get to ARTHURPHILIPDE...

 

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