Dientus Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Thats why we gave you lead napkins Waiter theres a dog in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 If it’s the red tomato soup then you ordered the Clifford big red dog special. Waiter! There’s a panzerkamfwagen V in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 You lost "p". You loose. Waiter! A plate of alphabet soup for that mister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Waiter: It is Alphabet soup, it is just the cuneiform alphabet. Customer: Waiter There is an image of me looking down on an image of me, looking down on an image of me......... in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 It's a mirror plate. Put it back on the wall. Waiter! You brought this food only because you want my money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 I do not get any of this money, only tips. Here let me get you a drink and a straw with that sir. Waiter! There's a leftist with a rightist fetish in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 What a sidistic soup. 3 minutes ago, Dientus said: I do not get any of this money, only tips. Here let me get you a drink and a straw with that sir. Okay, then that's a tip for you. I don't eat the straw, I'm not a cow. Waiter! See above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 A leftist with a rightest fetish? Waiter! Theres a food im my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Apologies sir, it was meant to be in the soup and not im. Waiter there's a spare letter M in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 yes, and it eats your soup. Waiter, theres water in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Waiter: Yes that is to stop it drying out. Customer:Waiter, there is a Donald in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Yes, it's a duck soup. Would you prefer Uncle Scrooge instead? Waiter! A glass of boiling water and a straw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Waiter: Yes sir, one grass tea soup coming up. Customer: Waiter, there is an enigma in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Time to start crackin' the code! Waiter! There's a miniature SCP-914 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Put in your spoon, get the crackers out the other side. Waiter! There is a chunk of metal in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Well then why did you come to the heavy metal themed restaurant? Waiter! There’s a clock in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Waiter: The Chef needed more Thyme. Customer: Waiter there is no time in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 FINISH IT FAST! Waiter, there's a straight line in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 It's just an uncooked noodle. Waiter! There are noodles in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Ah yes you ordered the noodle soup. What did you expect? Waiter! There’s a blender in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Or is the soup in the blender? Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Ah, yes, we catch them so. Waiter! Where can I select a proper fly in this menu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamn00b Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 (edited) [bot--0047]: ERROR: Unrecognized; Request does not match "waiter theres (userprompt) in my soup" format Waiter, there's @Souptime in my soup! Edited November 15, 2023 by iamn00b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souptime Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 haha sploosh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Because Souptime did not start the next joke, let me just do it... Waiter! There are the Americas in my soup! And there's a tiny ship with a tiny Kristopher Kerman on it about to find them and think he's in India Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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