Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Nope, that's a human burger, and humans are not animals, so no animals harmed! Waiter! There is a sponge and a starfish in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Hmm... Yes... Some fine soup-sealife indeed. I'm afraid we'll have to getcha a new soup, those are protected species. Waiter, my soup bites! Plz help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 That is our special piranha soup, maybe you would like it devenir mort? Waiter! Theres a frenchman in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Waiter: Yes you may have noticed the onions around his neck and the large stick of bread he his holding. This is of course french onion soup with croutons. C:W, There is a french to english dictionary floating in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 (edited) Alors tu devrais peut-être l'utiliser. Add (Oops, almsot forgot forum rules. Translates roughly to english Then maybe you should use it. i.e. he is in a french restaurant. Man that ruins the joke ) Waiter! There is a lame joke in my soup! Edited August 5, 2021 by Dientus Add Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 Waiter: You spelt it wrong sir, it is spelt Lama jerky. C: W, There is a petting zoo in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 They had to utilize two penguins and a koala. Enjoy your dish. Waiter! There is a buckshot in this fly. Do you hunt it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 Waiter: No sir that is a fishing fly and it's lead weight, we fish in the soup with it. C:W,There is a school in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 Apologies, that's actually gruel meant for the children in the corner. Here is yours. Waiter! There is a shell in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 Waiter: Yes sir, your soup will be very hot in 5.4.3.2............... C:W, There is a duck bill in my soup when I never ordered duck, so I refuse to pay it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 Do you want to say that this duck has died in vain just because you don't like to eat dead ducks? Waiter! Is it a cockatrice soup? It not just watches unfriendly, but also follows me with its glance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 No sir I do apologize but we do not have cockatrice soup. Waiter! Theres a ___________ in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 That's our "Fill in the Blank" special of the day, just add any word and enjoy Waiter! There's a piece of string in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Waiter: I am sorry sir but it is all just Quantum theory to me. C:W,There is a world renowned physicist in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 He is just finishing up your wave-particle duality and beef soup. He may be there awhile. Waiter! There are two different soups in one bowl here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 Waiter: Yes it's the Souper Bowl. 2 soups enter, 1 soup leaves. C:W, There is a sports announcer in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dressian Exploder Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Waiter: Well of course, who else will commentate on the 18 croutons jousting in the bottom of the bowl? Customer: Waiter, there's at least 8 crusades in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 All of them failed. Let's hope there won't be 9 soon... Waiter! SOUP.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Waiter: Error 404 C:W, This soup is using base 12 to calculate it's croutons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 You want to say "croissants", don't you? Waiter! Are you sure that to prepare the Bouillabaisse you should just stop washing a fish cooking pot for a week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Waiter: To the other Waiter? The "croissants" go in the Butter soup. And sir our Bouillabaisse is only made in the finest of never washed pots. C:W, There is a French Chef yelling in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Oh that’s nice. It’s our speciality random yelling chef soup, on sale today for only 999999999999.99 dollars only. But we are still debugging it, so there might be “some” errors. WARNING: SYSTEM ERROR <soup.exe has stopped working> <restaurant.exe has stopped working> <earth.exe has stopped working> <universe.exe has stopped working> <exe.exe has stopped working> Soup! There’s antimatter in my waiter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Waiter: BOOM Soup, waiter, table annihilated Waiter! There's a pigeon claw in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 New Waiter: Actually sir that is a piece of the old Waiter. C:W, There is ahhhh, what looks like the creation of a new universe in my soup, caused by that antimatter Big Bang that happened earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Don't worry sir, there's not enough mass in the soup to maintain the bubble universe. Just blow on it to cool. Waiter! There is dark matter in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.