kerbiloid Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Of course. It's a dystopia, after all. Waiter! This chickenburger is so old that you should rename it into henburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 We will be sure to Pullet. Some sliced root vegetables and pieces of meat in hot water please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Your chipsoup is ready, sir. Fugu fish, please. And scuba gear to breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 You really should order Last Breath. Waiter! The Big Brother's picture is IN the soup! I can't bear it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 It's painted on the very bottom of the plate. You anyway can't see it. Waiter! 7 up! It fell down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 Waiter: Place your bets, around and around it goes, where it will stop, nobody knows. Customer: I like the red and black pattern of the bowl and the carry handle sticking out of the middle is novel but I would prefer some soup instead of this rather crunchy white crouton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 (edited) (Silently overturns the ice bucket into the bowl). Your Arctic Crouton Soup, sir. Waiter! A pair of chopsticks and open the window. I'll be catching the flies for my kungfu soup myself. Edited November 10, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 (edited) 15 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Waiter! A pair of chopsticks and open the window. I'll be catching the flies for my kungfu soup myself. We had fumigated the restaurant this weekend sir, may I suggest some dogs instead? Humm… Oh, wait!!!! Waiter! There's a PD Launcher on my soup! Edited November 11, 2022 by Lisias Grammars. Don't you hate this thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutabaga22 Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 Oh sorry, we forgot to make it kerbalized, we can't bring it back to the kitchen, your waiter steam can't take it out, so you need to take it out yourself. There's a Christmas light in my gravy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 For $20 more you may have Christmas Premium. Creature in the bowl! What are you, and where did you come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 WARNING! CONTAINMENT BREACH DETECTED. ACTIVATING ALPHA WARHEAD NOW. WAITER! There's a bunch of Platinium irgot in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 Yes. Souped irgots from Platinium Swamp are a famous Argonian dish. Diner! I want to dine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 Please don't disturb the other Diners sir. I am your waiter and will take your order. Customer: There is a message in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 The soup is a message itself. Waiter! What's the dinee of this diner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 I don't know. Waiter! There is a soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Yes, it's a nested soup. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_bird's_nest Waiter! Are you sure that the bird nest soup should include sticks and feathers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boriz Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 Sir did order the crunchy soup. Waiter! There's a TARDIS in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Waiter: The soup is all relative. Customer: Is there a purpose in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Purple tortoise in a soup? Sir, you know a lot fun in the kitchen. Waiter! Are you sure this chicken wasn't circling over the Colorado plains this morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Kerman Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Waiter! There is a terrorist in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Kaboom!!! Waiter! Waiter... Waiter??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 It is ok, we will have a candelight dinner. Is that a wavy reflection of light in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 No, it's your soup is glowing itself. Waiter! Is the "rare steak" really impossible to find? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 We prefer "Improbable." Why is there a Cruise Liner in my soup? I did not order the Covid special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Mr. Cruise visited us this week. Probably, it's a piece of liner from his coat. Waiter! Can I order a can more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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