Abel Military Services Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 (edited) Granted. Here is your "Can More", made by love and a bunch of Plutonium core! Big Brother! Where is my freedom? Edited December 11, 2022 by Abel Military Services WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, NEW PAGE IS LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 You are free to order a dish in the !Waiter!" thread. Waiter! A half-glass of warmed water, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Here you go. A glass that is half filled with warm water and half filled with Ice water. Is that a cruise ship that is about to hit an iceberg lettuce, in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Yes. This is our special Titanic soup. Waiter! The time in my soup has stopped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Why did you sink your watch there? Waiter! What is this lobster talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 The Crab Nebulae. Customer: Waiter, Sagitarius A is in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 It's hot. Happily, it isn't Sagittarius A*, as your soup would flow out. Waiter! A well-done steak please. Not this piece of burnt rubber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 I'm still waiting for that steak. It will be dropped from a suborbital Rocket, been heated in the atmosphere, and hit your plate directly. Waiter! Why's my soup made of heavy water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Because of the uranium garnish. Waiter! Why is my soup speaking an obscure Indo-Aryan dialect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Waiter! There's an antique forums user in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 31 minutes ago, Akagi said: Waiter! Why is my soup speaking an obscure Indo-Aryan dialect? That's why: 13 minutes ago, AtomicTech said: Waiter! There's an antique forums user in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 (edited) Waiter! Why my soup is made of liquid nitrogen? I'm freezing… Edited December 14, 2022 by Abel Military Services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 Here, let me just tap you with this hammer. Customer: There is a Demolition Man in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 (edited) It's only a demo. Just wait for a Fulllition Man. Waiter! I ordered borshch, not shchi. Edited December 20, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Yes, and I'm not a German. Waiter! My soup is a melten salt reactor! And I'm running out of fuel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 (edited) Why did you pour the whole salt shaker into the hot soup? It melted. Waiter! Why does this honey smell like maple? Do your bees gnaw trees? Edited December 20, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Because you ordered maple syrup and honey, and mixed them! Waiter! My soup is made of napalm! You are a war criminal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 We always add the palm oil into the soup. It's gets cheaper but still keeps being hot. Waiter! Is it a Spoonzilla in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbalsaurus Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 (edited) It is. The spinning stirs it. Waiter, there’s weapon of mass destruction in my soup! Edited December 22, 2022 by Kerbalsaurus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 Yes. You've ordered Plutonium soup. Waiter! I mean tomato soup, not water with tomato ketchup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 It's a Campbell's canned tomato soupetchup for lazy cooks. Please, eat faster, we need the can back for your acorn coffee. Waiter! Why does this coffee smell like a civet poop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 Because it's civet poop coffee! Waitah! Where is my M134? I want to destroy this restaurant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 Sorry, but they only serve that in Jebs Diner. One turbo souped up engine please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 (Keeping silent, cuts out a paper rocket with an open nozzle, puts onto the soup surface, drops some soap inside). Spoiler Waiter! This charcoal is amusing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 We pronounce it Chuckle. Waiter, the soup ate my spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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