Stormpilot Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Here’s a potato. Put it in the soup and call me later. Waiter! The soup is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Wait, do you mean that you have double the soup or that there is soup in your bowl? Waiter! There's a potato in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Thanks! I'll take it out, it's not your potato. All! Whose potato is this?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Waiter: It is obvious MA'SIR. It is @Dman979's fresh, non-infested, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated, non-transmogrifying, tasty normal-sized Russet-variety potato that he can eat without dying or having other health problems, needing to travel, remove from packaging, or having to throw out. C:W, There is a special crossover thread in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Waiter: Oh my that will never do, we will get a moderator to ban that for you. Customer: Waiter! There is a spool of 14 gauge copper wire in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Yes, it's an Electrician Noodle Soup. Waiter! Can you code this alphabet soup into Morse soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Waiter: No MA'SIR but we can put it in Vail Cipher for you. C:W,There is a historic lesson in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Quit complaining, finish your history lessons and eat your soup (angry, overprotective mom intensifies) Waiter! There's an angry, overprotective mom in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Waiter: Nothing in the world I can do about that! (Leaves) Customer: Waiter! Get back here and look at this soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Let me get forward and look at it.... Well, that's it, isn't it? Waiter! Are these plates edible? I don't want to harm the whales with inedible plates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Waiter: If you have Carbon Steel teeth and an Iron constitution you should be right. C:W,There is a vegetable in my beef soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 (edited) ColdJ! Do you think that a beef soup is only beef and soup? Of course not! There's also 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002 % vegetable! Waiter! I wish to eat my soup while being inside a rocket that is currently launching! Edited August 22, 2021 by Maria Sirona Zeroes. Lots and lots of lovely zeroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 Waiter: Yes Madame, I believe in another thread it was stated that it would go right through you with no time to digest due to the G forces. C:W, There is something very messy in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Waiter: Just put in something very clean in the soup, then watch them fight! Waiter! There's some nonsense in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Yes, it's a mad soup. There is a spoon in my soup. But there is no spoon, everybody knows. So, is there the soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 (edited) Let me think about it a minute.... PROCESSING_FILOSOFICAL_QUESTION ERROR_123 TOO_HARD_QUESTION MARIA_SIRONA.EXE_HAS_STOPPED_WORKING Kaboom Waiter! My soup just exploded! Edited August 21, 2021 by Maria Sirona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 Waiter: We did say the flavours would explode in your mouth. C:W,There is a bomb squad in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 (edited) Good. Then there will be no explosive diarrhea for you. Waiter! There’s an IKEA in my soup! Edited August 28, 2021 by Stormpilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 Waiter: Yes, we needed a way to add meatballs. C:W, There is @Maria Sirona doing laps in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 (edited) That’s nice waiter! Why is jeb in my soup? Edited August 29, 2021 by Space Kerbalisation Tech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 He crashed there. Let's take him to a safer location... Waiter! What happens if i put my soup into SCP-914? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 It will be upgraded to borscht. Waiter! Why does this soup keep its shape without a plate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 (edited) It's frozen. The borscht had an anomalous property that transported us to the Franz Joseph land islands* without us knowing. Waiter! There's somebody trying to fish on the edge of the plate! Spoiler *the Franz Joseph land islands are an archipelago in the Arctic Ocean that belongs to Russia Edited August 30, 2021 by Maria Sirona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Waiter: That is because it is Seafood Bisque. C:W, There is an anomaly forming in my soup, can you see what is coming through? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Yes i can, it's the starship USS Enterprise NCC-1701-C! Waiter! There's the starship USS Enterprise NCC-1701-C in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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