ColdJ Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Waiter: I am sorry, but the restaurant is closed due to lack of customers. Must be due to COVID. Customer: Thankyou for a fun evening, There is nothing in my bowl so I will be off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Leave? You must be joking. NO ONE LEAVES THE RESTAURANT. Waiter! My soup is floating above the table on its own without a bowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Yes, the bowl is dissolved. Waiter! Please, a coffee without caffeine, a cake without sugar, a cigarette without nicotine, and a bill without numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Waiter: Certainly Sir. That will be Ten thousand dollars. C:W, there is a small resurgence in my soup, will it grow larger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 Waiter: No Sir, it was just a burp and the Restaraunt is now closed, goodnight. Customer. Goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Goodnight. Are you going to pay the bill? Waiter! What is this hotspot on the table? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Waiter: It's our new Jazz Club. C:W,There is pudding in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Hey! I made that pudding with love! You don't like it? Waiter! There's something invisible in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 (edited) It's a soup jellyfish. We put them for spice. Bar tender! Two drinks of whiskey, but don't measure it with mouth this time. Edited September 21, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Got it. I'll measure them with my hands. Waiter! There's a giant cockroach with unlimited strength, with a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper terrorising around my soup with a new Edgar suit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Waiter:Don't worry. The lizard in your soup will eat it. C:W, There is a devolving, evolving game thread in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Waiter! There's a copy of the award winning sequel to Kerbal Space Program in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Hello? Waiter? where have you gone? You didn't tell me what to do about the thread. Halloooooo? Customer: There is no Waiter in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) The soup is more souperior without it, but you can leave it in if you want. Waiter! Stop resting in his soup, back to your work! Edited September 23, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obnox twin Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 The waiter is powerful Waiter! There is a Kraken and a Submarine in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 It's an octosoup with a subsoupine. Waiter! Two plates of boiled Kraken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Waiter: Sorry but we tried Sir. The Kraken didn't like it and now we are in the soup. C:W, There is a lot of crashing in the kitchen but no soup in my bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Just get a can of soup from the store and eat it at home. That should work, as long as the Kraken doesn't follow you home. Waiter, there is a Scania R730 hauling a Liebherr LH60 in my soup! (I got a really big bowl of soup) I'm finally back! I have been gone for a while, so I have 553 forum notifications now. I have been busy with Legos, ETS2, and also a little bit of KSP. Also just doing things around the house, and stuff like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Ah yes you ordered the grand return soup. Waiter! There’s a 50cc 2 stroke engine in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 WAITER!! There's a @Souptimein my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souptime Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Nope, i AM the soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Waiter: Very sorry Sir. It appears your soup has become sentient. Let me just put that through the strainer for you and remove all the brain matter. C:W, I think you missed a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 A bit?! No, sir. A whole kilobit! Waiter! Please, disprove my suspisions about the meat in this ratsoup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Waiter: As suspected, there is no meat in your soup. Customer: W, is that a surfing safari in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 C: Waiter, sorry to call you over again, but Jeff Bezos is suing me for not choosing Red Origin. W: Well, I can give you a refund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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