Venusian Explorer Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 (edited) Excuse me, but what the actual chipmunks are you talking about? Waiter, there's a Chronosphere in my soup! Should i use it to invade Moscow? Edited December 17, 2021 by BlackMesaSurvivor oh hy llok nwe paeg... is that how it is spelled, right? or it was oh hey look, new page? or egap wen kool yeh? or... NEWAES PAAEGEAAGEA!q~`Q1Q1`q!~q! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Waiter: No Sir, that is just so the soup has a time out when it is getting too hot. C:W, The first soup was too hot and the second soup was too cold but the third soup was just right, then some little blond girl grabbed it and ran off. @BlackMesaSurvivor I personally like "egap wen kool yeh". I don't even have to think it out any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Waiter:Sorry sir, that is Golden Hocks, she is a right little thief. C:W, Can I get a bit more antler in my soup, I have a date later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 Indubitably. We have three more in the shed since Santa has visited us. Waiter! Does this pumpkin remember the Halloween of 1600? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Waiter: Yes, it even remembers Ichabod Crane. C:W, Does this soup contain examples of each of the 3 kingdoms of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Yes, whatever you mean except Britain and France. Waiter! Please, tell to @Ben J. Kerman that they have a new model of crane, the Ichabod crane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 @kerbiloid The 3 kingdoms of life are Animal, Plant and Fungi. Waiter: Tell Ichabod to watch out for the headless horseman throwing flaming carved pumpkin heads.. C:W, When I asked for pumpkin soup I didn't mean soup inside a pumpkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 22 minutes ago, ColdJ said: The 3 kingdoms of life are Animal, Plant and Fungi. Got it. A Furry Comic-con is probably just finished, and you are still in. Yes, I know about the biokingdoms. 24 minutes ago, ColdJ said: I didn't mean soup inside a pumpkin. It's not a pumpkin. It's a special surprise from the Headless Hessian. *** Waiter! An iPhone recharger, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Waiter: Here you go sir. this will take the cost of your Iphone out of your account, every hour on the hour. C:W, There appears to be a fireworks display in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 You are sitting on a box of petards. Waiter! One B-52 cocktail and two B41 pills against headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 (edited) Sorry sir, this ain't no hospital nor a pharmaceutic store, so get out. Waiter, There's a: Edited January 1, 2022 by BlackMesaSurvivor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Here's your alphabet soup. Hi! Do yiu have the chips with quinine flavour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Waiter: Sorry sir the chips are Mosquito flavoured, but we do have Lemonade. C:W, Is that a sock in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Yes, this soup is called socker. Bartender! Why there is the umbrealla in this glass? Is your roof leaking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 No, we have a leak diverter for that. That's so the flies in your drink have some shade to lie in (So I guess it's a parasol) Spoiler Waiter, what is that tiny Bender doing in my soup? (Futurama reference. If you watch Futurama, please reply with the appropriate response. If you watched that episode, you'll know what to say. If you haven't watched Futurama, then just find something funny to say) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 (sorry, I haven't watched futurama, but i would kinda want to, where me watch futurama?) Well, you know, plates are bended and its a "Bender", so we put it so it bends the plate!(my jokes are awful) Waiter! There's a Sonderkraftfahrzeug 234 4 mit 7,5 cm panzerabwehrkanonen wagen in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 (edited) Halt die Klappe, Private, und iss was du gegeben hast! .. Oops, sorry, sir, the autotranslator has been switched by reflex. Waiter! Why is this plate full of motionless white worms in tomato sauce? Edited January 3, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 Waiter: You did ask for them to be drowned in sauce. If you want moving food I can get you some maggots and rice. C:W, Do you serve grasshoppers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 No, we cook them. Waiter! Some chips and something to cool them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 [WAITER] We have a rocket launch to Minmus, we'll let them freeze on the surface. You'll get them in ~11 days. [ME] Waiter, there's a soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 (edited) Oh dear we delivered you the soup soup by accident. Here is just a single soup like you ordered. Waiter…. Spoiler There’s a super soup in my soup! Edited January 5, 2022 by Stormpilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 @Souptimehas eaten it. Waiter! Why is this crab looking at me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Waiter: Sorry sir but they get a little crabby when we boil them. C:W, is that a sandbar in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 [WAITER] No, it's an iron bar. [ME] Waiter, there's some homework in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Do your homework!Q~!`Q!q`!q1` Waiter! There's an Iron Curtain in my Soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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