kerbiloid Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Those drivers are still hanging here because their truck needs a repair. Bartender! A cup of vegan soup for the next poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Bartender: Sorry, we don't serve things that always announce their food preference before they say anything else to people. Me: Ok one Vodka and a Round of soups on me! *2 minutes later* Me: Bartender! Stan Lee: Yes? Bartender... there is a Vegan in my SOUP!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 You wanted meat broth, best we could do on short notice... Waiter! My soup is frozen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Well you asked for the coldest soup we have so there it is! Waiter! There is a @Sigma88 in my SOUP!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigma88 Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 ________ ! There's a soup in my WAITER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? YOU CAN'T DROWN HIM, HE'S OUR BEST WAITER! Waiter, there's a 50 cal. sniper round in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 You should have a better look. There would be also sniper triangle and sniper square. Manager! Why something always happen with your waiters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Well, you did order the chef's surprise, didn't you? Don't say you thought that the surprise would be food! Waiter, there is a cardboard cutout of David Tennant in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LN400 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Yes. the actual David Tennant was in last week's ragu. Waiter, there's a hare in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 No sir, you are mistaken. That is a rabbit. Waiter, there is a hair in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 It's not a hair, it's a mildew. Sanitary Inspector! Have you ever checked this diner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 (edited) were not in a sanitarium why do you want a sanitary inspector waiter i have a §§§ "start the same" "then they spit" "interesting" §§§ in my soup ^^ Edited December 21, 2016 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy1824 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 You asked for the double serving. Waiter theres a mushroom (eh) in my soop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Its fungi-ing very well sir! Waiter! Why is there a Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy movie in my Soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 OOOH OOH CAN I WATCH IT!?!?!? waiter! theres a football in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 You ordered pigskin soup didn't you? Waiter! The USS Marcon just "crash landed" onto my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Ah no that was the Hindenburg. And it did not crash land.... it burnt up... Sorry about your soup. Waiter! Why is there a Soup in my Soup, In my Soup, In MY SOUP-- SOUP-- SOUP-- SOUP-- SOUP.SOUP.SOUP.SOUP.SOUP.SOUPPPPPPPPPPP....... *Drops the Base*... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 10 hours ago, SAS123 said: Drops the Base souplogsoup waiter = waiter. Is that what you meant? Waiter, there's a bionic hand in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 You've already eaten the other part of The Man, Mr. Murphy. (Z-Nation) Waiter! Why the soup is talking to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 *shoots soup* now it isn't. Waiter, there's deer in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Then ask your dear to get face out. And stop pushing him/her into the plate. Waiter! Wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Yes? Did you need further assistance. Waiter! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Sorry, I didn't ask for a banana. Waiter! There's a lack of eggnog in my bowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 We know, Our cook is trying to milk a hen right now. Santa! Why this snow in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 @kerbiloid You are on the Heston Fantastical Foods TV Show. It's not snow but supercooled Whisky! Waiter! Why is there a Doctor Who in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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