kerbiloid Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 (Silently removes previous poster's hand from "Send" button). Waiter! Somebody sleeps here with his face in the plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Oh, thas 'ol Bob ovah there. He'll do ye no harm. WAITER! I believe I have extracted a live worm from my soup and require an explanation as to why it was there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 "I thought you ordered bird soup." "No, I meant soup with birds, not soup for birds!" Waiter! There's a Dres hater in my soup! @SpaceplaneAddict @Sanic? On 4/26/2016 at 1:32 PM, Sanic said: Hyperedit should solve it. Waiter! There's a Dres hater in my soup! @SpaceplaneAddict @max_creative? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 That is cuz you ordered the Dres Soup. Waiter, there is an RS-25 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Yes, the SSME was the special today. Waiter! There's a @Red Iron Crown in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 My apologies sir, but that's the hotel's hot tub. The soup kitchen is down the street. Waiter! My soup has no temperature at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 (edited) Impossible! Absolute Zero soup?! BILL CIPHER!!! Waiter, there is a Bill Cipher in my soup! Edited May 9, 2017 by Joseph Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Hey, if this thread is inactive for 3 more days, I will contact the mods. "Waiter, there is a Bill Cipher in my soup!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Yeah. That's your fault. Also 59 minutes ago, Joseph Kerman said: Hey, if this thread is inactive for 3 more days, I will contact the mods. Why? I think that's also against a forum rule. Waiter! I have a Bendyberry Otterbatch in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Ok, we'll replace it with the broth made of gummy bears. Waiter! Why do you call the cook Cook-Cook ? 1 hour ago, qzgy said: 2 hours ago, Joseph Kerman said: Hey, if this thread is inactive for 3 more days, I will contact the mods. Why? I think that's also against a forum rule. What would you do sitting for 3 days in a diner, waiting for a waiter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: Ok, we'll replace it with the broth made of gummy bears. Waiter! Why do you call the cook Cook-Cook ? What would you do sitting for 3 days in a diner, waiting for a waiter? For the first question, No idea. Second question, I dunno... Waiter, there is a kerbiloid clone in my soup!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Waiter there is eve in my soup *gets crushed* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 No Sir, your soup is in Eve. Waiter, there's an opinion in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Deal with it. Waiter, there's some sunglasses in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 That soup had sunburn anyways Waiter there is a @Mad Rocket Scientist In my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 I was just trying to get the fly out. Waiter, there's a neutron star in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Shhh, not so loud! Everyone will want one! Waiter, there's soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 There's supposed to be soup made of soup, not soup in the soup! Cook! There's soup in this customer's soup! Waiter! There's adsii1970 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 (Waiter eats soup for free and waits again). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Waiter! What are you waiting for? Go, the universe beckons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhousen Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 I'm waiting for your order. Waiter! There's a starship in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gh0stReaper Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Yes sir we couldn't find any flies. Waiter! There's happiness in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 (edited) yup it was short waiter there's/was/will/still wako/solar temple [insert scale] in my soup Edited June 16, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Sir, that's exactly what you will have ordered. Waiter, there's mercury in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 That's because your soup is sun-hot, and heavy metals melt out of its planetary crust. Waiter! Is this steak made of chirally left or chirally right meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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