adsii1970 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 I really wish Star Trek had more X-wing fighters and Cylons in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bej Kerman Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Just now, adsii1970 said: I really wish Star Trek had more X-wing fighters and Cylons in it. I'll do you one better Everything Star Trek in the 21st century sounds like it was written by a third grader whose brain has not yet developed reasonable thinking beyond punching people who disagree with them. (bonus: explains why the bridge crew fights so much. So much for the crew being mature people worthy of being in the military.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 I have heard people say this: "Kerbal is unrealistic because it is just a game and so you cannot trust what happens in it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 If the Earth is spherical, we are living on top of columns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 The prototypes for the Star Ship Enterprise were yellow and white and at the battle of Yavin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 That's because the whole franchise is absolutely secondary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 Did you say French Fries? Maybe you mean, "Baguette". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Google any random word, and you get another random rapper using it as a nickname. Anime and rap are a tsunami of junk flooding the whole google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Most Star Wars ships have impractical landing gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 (edited) They are expendable. The landing gear should be jettisonned, but the gear jettisonner is broken, so they stay. Edited May 25, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 SW isn't physically and mathematically correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Can someone translate this for me? I don't speak Spanish. () Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bej Kerman Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Doctor Who Seasons 5-7 were a dream dreamt up by a paranoid doctor fearing the worst that the new writer could have done to the show, same for Seasons 11-13. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Also SW is the opposite of KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 KSP lacks the lightsabers. And doesn't suffer. SW should lack them, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 Delayed for 5 more years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 The more it takes, the better it works. → Half-Life 3 is da best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Which half of the life was better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 The third one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Does it have to be canon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Not necessary. It can be HP. It's better than Canon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Is HP (Harry Potter) better than IBM (International Broom Monthly)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 (edited) The whole Harry The Potter series is a poor attempt of crossing the rural witchery with brooms and urban magic with style, adapted for the kids. As a result, it's a full shame as a fantasy. P.S. And yes, I have forced myself to watch it after having watched tens of amateur parodies on it, when I already had known it from memory, and wanted to know, what all of it was originally. Edited May 28, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 Poor attempt, Rich author. (The books are actually very good.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 (edited) Fiction writers are a kind of cannibal species who prey for the weak-willed people money by writing useless verbal stuff and ensuring them that it's very important to read the books and pay their money for that. Darwin blesses this, satisfied. The excessive money of losers (aka "readers") are owned by winners (aka writers), this is exactly how the evolution works. Torrents are a negative loopback, ecologically suppressing the writers' greed. Edited May 28, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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