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One sentence you could say to annoy an entire fan base?


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34 minutes ago, TwoCalories said:

I can see a border over there.

I see walled gardens...

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[Verse 1]
I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
[Verse 2]
I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love, both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby, it just happens every day
[Verse 3]
I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door, I must have it painted black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black
[Verse 4]
No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you
If I look hard enough into the setting sun
My love will laugh with me before the morning comes

[Verse 1]
I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
[Outro]
I wanna see it painted, painted black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted
Painted black, yeah

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I keep six honest serving-men
   (They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When 
   And How and Where and Who.
I send them over land and sea,
   I send them east and west;
But after they have worked for me,
   I give them all a rest. 

I let them rest from nine till five,
    For I am busy then,
As well as breakfast, lunch, and tea,
   For they are hungry men.
But different folk have different views; 
  I know a person small—
She keeps ten million serving-men,
  Who get no rest at all! 

She sends 'em abroad on her own affairs,
   From the second she opens her eyes—
One million Hows, two million Wheres,
  And seven million Whys! 

Dr. Who is a former servant of the dark lord Kipling.

*) Still unknown what's wrong with How.
Was he actually Whow, or he was differing from others in some manner?
Maybe a Deutsch?

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Kipling is gerund.

"to kiple" → "kipling"

Rudyard is from Rudyard Lake, named after the Richard III murderer.

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"One Ring to kiple them all..."

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Virtually 90% of pictures from the fitness corporative blogs are "jokes" about the food.

Because you can fool people, but can't fool your inner voice, the voice of your empty stomach.

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Crowdstrike fix bad patches by automating the patching process so that it will be faster and even more borking next time.

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Uber has arrived in your country. (This annoys the fans of having the right to be asked, rather than being asked for forgiveness.)

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