kerbiloid Posted July 7 Share Posted July 7 (edited) The last thing you can recall before your falling in bed, is KSP 0.13. And now you woke up and see KSP 1.13. Edited July 7 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 This is the end, my only friend, the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 I can see a border over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 34 minutes ago, TwoCalories said: I can see a border over there. I see walled gardens... Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 [Verse 1] I see a red door and I want it painted black No colours anymore, I want them to turn black I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goes [Verse 2] I see a line of cars and they're all painted black With flowers and my love, both never to come back I see people turn their heads and quickly look away Like a newborn baby, it just happens every day [Verse 3] I look inside myself and see my heart is black I see my red door, I must have it painted black Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black [Verse 4] No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue I could not foresee this thing happening to you If I look hard enough into the setting sun My love will laugh with me before the morning comes [Verse 1] I see a red door and I want it painted black No colours anymore, I want them to turn black I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goes [Outro] I wanna see it painted, painted black Black as night, black as coal I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky I wanna see it painted, painted, painted Painted black, yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 5 hours ago, TwoCalories said: I can see a border over there. Beyond the border, the lands are prepared for you. Spoiler The borderlands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boriz Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 Dr who was gay all along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 Dr What said to Dr When that Dr How can be spelt Dr Who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 (edited) Quote I keep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew); Their names are What and Why and When And How and Where and Who. I send them over land and sea, I send them east and west; But after they have worked for me, I give them all a rest. I let them rest from nine till five, For I am busy then, As well as breakfast, lunch, and tea, For they are hungry men. But different folk have different views; I know a person small— She keeps ten million serving-men, Who get no rest at all! She sends 'em abroad on her own affairs, From the second she opens her eyes— One million Hows, two million Wheres, And seven million Whys! Dr. Who is a former servant of the dark lord Kipling. *) Still unknown what's wrong with How. Was he actually Whow, or he was differing from others in some manner? Maybe a Deutsch? *** Kipling is gerund. "to kiple" → "kipling" Rudyard is from Rudyard Lake, named after the Richard III murderer. Spoiler "One Ring to kiple them all..." Edited July 10 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Goodbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 (edited) Virtually 90% of pictures from the fitness corporative blogs are "jokes" about the food. Because you can fool people, but can't fool your inner voice, the voice of your empty stomach. Edited July 15 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 Evil wins even when good people do something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 The evil people call themselves good, so the good wins in any case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Cry KAOS and let slip the Seigfreud of war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 Flash Gordon was incompatible with USB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 Crowdstrike solved the 502 Bad Gateway issues on Forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 The end of the internet is being crowd funded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 Now AI knows how to disable the humans' computer networks around the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 Lets go completely cashless, then when the internet fails every business can fail at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 When the e-cash gets completely broken, you still can use a flash as the cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 Crowdstrike fix bad patches by automating the patching process so that it will be faster and even more borking next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 True Borg could not say "We are Borg" to somebody, because there is only one single Borg, and because any non-Borg is already Borg, just temporarily separated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 Uber has arrived in your country. (This annoys the fans of having the right to be asked, rather than being asked for forgiveness.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Kerbin Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 KSP 2 is dead. But it’s just a game out of hundreds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 KSP 2 was just a renegade filter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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