Jeb's Diner

[MythicalHeFF]

Here’s your super-critical plutonium cor- 

I’d like one Kraken egg omelet, please.

Edited March 2, 2023 by Jack Joseph Kerman

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. 

[BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED]

I wish for GOC.

[dsplaisted]

Here's your goat.

I would like an SRB.

[tajwo]

Welcome to Srb

One LRB, please. I want it NOW!

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. Here's your UDMH-powered booster. Be careful! 

Reaper Leviathan plz

[burn n crash]

Here's your rapper leviathan.  Its beats are sick.

I would like a fully reusable falcon 9.

[Royalswissarmyknife]

Here's your Starship

I would like an Ariane 1 V14

 

 

[Abel Military Services]

Here is your V14 engine. 

I wish for a broken leg. 

[Kerbal Productions]

Here's a broken life and finance! Broken leg is now a freebie. Broken finance not related to the 1929 Wall Street Crash.

I would like to be in my own lavender haze, and a lavender-flavored soup

Edited May 17, 2023 by Kerbal Productions

[ColdJ]

Your Lavender spa is ready, please hop in so we can make soup.

One delicious, calorie free cookie please.

[TwoCalories]

Okay, here's your 0.0001 calorie cookie!

I'd like the Suspicious Stew.

Edited June 27, 2023 by TwoCalories

[Astr0Guy5]

Coming right up, sir! Here's your sus stew with extra poison, just like you asked!

I'll take the chilled monkey brains, please.

Edited June 27, 2023 by Astr0Guy5
Almost forgot my order

[TwoCalories]

On 6/27/2023 at 3:51 PM, Astr0Guy5 said:

Coming right up, sir! Here's your sus stew with extra poison, just like you asked!

I'll take the chilled monkey brains, please.

Hot chimpanzee brains coming right up!

I'd like the stuff they eat in the cafeteria in Among Us, whatever it is.

[Royalswissarmyknife]

Its the Trash from the Trash Chutes

I want a GEM SRB

[Kerbalsaurus]

Here’s your Serbian gems, sir.

May I please have a precious family airloom?

[ColdJ]

Here you are: A precocious farming hair loom.

Some twisty fries please.

[dsplaisted]

Here's wobbly rockets. 

I'll take a Saturn V.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Here's your Saturn V-

I'll take some SRB fuel

[TwoCalories]

Okay. Here's your Generic Liquid Fuel™️.

I'd like an SLS Block 1B, please.

[Kerb24]

Here's your SLS made of blocks!

I'd like a corned beef sandwich. 

[ColdJ]

Here you go. 1 horned reef sandbar.

I would like a rainbow layer cake please.

[TwoCalories]

Here it is! A layer cake made of rainbows! Oh... turns out rainbows are just a diffraction of light on water particles. So this is just an empty plate. But whatever! Anyway, that'll be $100.00, please!

I'd like a soft-serve ice cream, please.

[ColdJ]

Here you go, one squishy pickle.

I would like some tropical juice please.

[RevanX_LSR]

Here is some tropical fruit punch. Enjoy the assortment of mushy fruits!

I would like some Heavy Water.

[TwoCalories]

One diet water coming right up.

I would like to purchase a cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot.