Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Spaceman.Spiff]

Granted. Now the maps are abnormal 

I wish for a food

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Food wishes for you, too.

I wish to stop this chatting and return to work.
(... continued in the "Ban" thread)

Edited February 4, 2021 by kerbiloid

[jastrone]

Granted. you will work for the rest of your life.

i wish for the soviet union to be reastablished.

[A Nicheling]

Ok, you will get nuked by a Soviet Union directed by red colored dogs.

I wish to play ksp 2.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You open the KSP-2 trailer and play with papercut spaceships.

I wish Dres and Eeloo were a double planet.

[OrdinaryKerman]

Granted, but their SOIs touch each other's cores and it's now impossible to do anything on them outside of the poles.

I wish to have an infinite-lasting battery

[kerbiloid]

Granted. 
Regardless of how many batteries you had bought, every time there is only the last one available.

I wish to go and take coffee.

[purpleivan]

The person you took the coffee from is not amused and chases you down the street, pelting you with stale doughnuts.

I now wish to have a doughnut (not stale).

[A Nicheling]

You get a fresh doughnut, but the fuel tank one.

I wish that NASA made a colony in Mars, and visit it one day.

[Popestar]

Granted.  NASA builds a colony inside Mars, and they leave it alone for 10000 years.  They eventually visit it to find it failed due to being inside the planet and not on it 

I wish to be the first human being to set foot on Mars.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Another one stays in lab as a reference sample.

I wish Venus got cool.

 

[Bort kerman]

@kerbiloidgranted Venus is cool 

I wish jeb will come back from the dead 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Next full moon.

No, I mean  Venus got really cool.  300 K or so.

[Popestar]

Well, you didn't say "I wish", so you get nothing.

I wish people would follow the rules of the thread they are posting in.

[kerbiloid]

Granted and I wish that
you have re-read my previous post and realize, that it's okay with wishes, because it was repeating the previous wish, just getting into details.

Edited February 7, 2021 by kerbiloid

[jastrone]

granted  you have re-read my previous post and realize, that it's okay with wishes, because it was repeating the previous wish, just getting into details. but you have to stop arguing in this forum. 

i wish for a nice car

i 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But now you should first move other toys from the floor to start playing.

I wish for 3d KSP.

[NutellaSandwich]

Granted. But you realize KSP is already 3d, so it did nothing.

I wish for a mouse

 

[VoidSquid]

Be my guest: /me gives you a years old, dried, shriveled, marshmallow  mouse.

I wish for a bug free KSP.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. They were going to add bugs as the Kerbin life. But now they won't.

I wish they still will.

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

Instead, they add creepers, which immediately run to an unlit rocket/base, and explode. They only come at night, and only attack spots that have no light. Also, they don’t run when lit up, so you may hit one and boooooom!
 

I wish bigger rocket parts were added

Edited February 8, 2021 by JcoolTheShipbuilder

[VoidSquid]

Granted. Unfortunately they belong to a tech tree node not implemented yet.

I wish for smaller parachutes and solar panels for my sounding rockets.

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

Granted, but they are only useful on any sized spacecraft 

 

I wish for big parts in an already implemented tech node

[kerbiloid]

Granted. The parts are so big that nothing can lift them.

23 minutes ago, VoidSquid said:

I wish for smaller parachutes and solar panels for my sounding rockets.

Granted. But the rockets stop sounding.

***

I wish Kerbals had a boombox to listen space music in space.

[OrdinaryKerman]

Granted. The boombox is permanently sealed in a glass vacuum tube, so it doesn't make sound no matter where it is.

I wish for cookies (not stale)

Edited February 8, 2021 by OrdinaryKerman