hollyfeld Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Granted. You must now use a collection of 64 dice arranged in a square as the board. I wish to fully understand gravity (being a physicist). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Granted. You come into the garden and sit under the apple-tree... I wish you don't want to fully understand the Schroedinger's experiment as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Granted, but not wanting to understand and actually understanding aren't mutually exclusive. So while you want him to not understand, he still does. I wish I was Schroedinger's cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 (edited) Granted, you now, like all cats, find an obsession for anything that’s hanging from a string. You become so obsessed that you forget to eat and drink. Then you die while attacking a yarn ball hanging from a string. I wish for a cup of tea and some stroopwaffles. Edited February 11, 2021 by STORMPILOTkerbalkind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misguided Kerbal Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Granted. The tea spills all over your crotch and your waffles become evil and take over the world. Spoiler I wish for social media to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jastrone Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 granted. the rules are exactly the same and buying a chess board is now a little more expensive as it comes with a dice. i wish for ksp 2 to get finnished right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 (edited) Granted, you computer explodes trying to run it, destroying your house forever... I wish for a 50 pack of Timbits from my local Tim Hortons, and there all chocolate flavoured. Edited February 12, 2021 by STORMPILOTkerbalkind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted. You get type 91 diabeetus I wish to be good at making KSP mods 4 hours ago, jastrone said: granted. the rules are exactly the same and buying a chess board is now a little more expensive as it comes with a dice. i wish for ksp 2 to get finnished right now KSP2 is only released in Finland, and that is the only language you can get the game in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) Granted, you however, make a mod that corrupts the KSP, then attacks the internet, shutting it down forever. People attack your house because there angry, they rip your head off and put it on a pike. I wish for some CHEESE Edited February 12, 2021 by STORMPILOTkerbalkind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted. You now own the Cancerous. Hypergolic. Extreme. Elon. of Severing. Eyeballs. it eats you I wish for hbfhbfhfhhshfbjsfhsfsfhflansjei;wrpjieanov;mrjnsmomksfmsmoasrjnjaejnb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) @Spaceman.Spiff You get a lifetime supply of cauliflower, and that lifetime supply is now your only source of food. The shipments are marked: Courtesy of Wild Zontars. I wish Bill Watterson would bring Calvin and Hobbes back either in comic books like he used to do (after newspapers ran his strips) or in a feature film. 202102112022 Edited February 12, 2021 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted. The film is made in the same way that the Last Airbender film was made, and by the same director. It is live action. i am so sorry I wish for my spaceship to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 @Spaceman.Spiff Are you talking early (6th sense era) or later era (airbender) quality m night? If its early (6th sense) that may be actually awesome, if (airbender era) then its a wild toss up. your ship works for 5 seconds then the freem drive fails in a very kerbal way. i wish the wish of ultimate wishes. 203402112021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted. It brings on the destruction of ultimate destruction. I wish to be a hyper-intelligent shade of blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 16 minutes ago, AlamoVampire said: (airbender) quality m night? I'm talking the exact quality of that movie. 5 minutes ago, Popestar said: Granted. It brings on the destruction of ultimate destruction. I wish to be a hyper-intelligent shade of blue. Granted. The color of blue that you are is so smart that it leaves your body, and becomes a floating blob of magical stuff that takes over the universe and blows it up. I wish for Bill Watterson to make more Calvin and Hobbes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 he draws once, then quits. I wish for a steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted. Its raw, inedible and 100% impervious to being cooked. i wish i could go back to a simpler time. 003302122021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmateurAstronaut1969 Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted, but you go back to 1066 where you are killed by invading Normans. I Wish to Be friends With Elon Musk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jastrone Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 granted. Elon musk takes you on a ride on a rocket and it explodes i wish wii 2 gets released with ksp 2 on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted. Both are delayed till 2030. I wish everyone used PC instead of consoles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted. You are required, obligated, have to supply everyone with the highest end gaming pc technologically possible. i wish it would snow. 040802122021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) Granted. It snows so thick your town/city/village/local region is completely buried in half a kilometer of snow. I wish for a droid. Edited February 12, 2021 by OrdinaryKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jastrone Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 granted. its very annoying and all it does is follow you around i wish for this not to become horribly corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Granted but your whole world suddenly enters a 404 error. i wish for a mountain. 060202122021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) Granted. It's a volcano. And you're right inside its crater. 2 hours ago, AlamoVampire said: i wish it would snow. No. This isn't snow. Drop it. *** I wish for a snowfall above the erupting volcano. Edited February 12, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.