Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Stormpilot]

Granted. The CPU strain is so much you fry all of the cores on your CPU.

I wish for my very own Avro Lancaster

[Admiral Fluffy]

Granted, but it is the size of the sun.

I wish I had my stuff back in Minecraft 

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[ColdJ]

Granted. After months of hard grind you finally get all your stuff back then suddenly hear the sound of a fuse lighting behind you.

I wish for more *.mu model files of Gerry Anderson craft.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Do you feel the marionette ropes attached to your hands and shoulders?

I wish Jupiter was flat. Too.

[ColdJ]

Granted. You watch a car run over your Jupiter bar and flatten it. (They do still exist somewhere right?)

I wish this thread to make page 669.

[Stormpilot]

Granted, it’s not by me though.

I wish for a H O T A S for WT.

[ColdJ]

Granted. Your ass gets hot while watching television. (I know HOTAS, don't know what WT is)

I wish for horses that beggars can ride.

[JB182]

granted, but the horse is dead

i wish for a car that could drive automatically

[Admiral Fluffy]

Granted, but it runs out of battery almost instantly.

I wish I could have some more cookies

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You get a car without the driver's wheel.

I want for a BostonDynamics robohorse.

[Dientus]

Granted. But it is installed with new AI with no preprogrammed compassion or empathy towards humans and it straps 50 kilos to your back and makes you move on all fours.

 

I wish for a neverending song.

[Ben J. Kerman]

Granted, you get your least favorite song playing constantly in your head for the rest of your life.

[snip]

[Dientus]

Granted. [snip]

 

Actually, now that I think about it, I wish everyone would hurry and read it so that thread will be unlocked.

 

[Ben J. Kerman]

Granted, the moderator's post becomes 2 kilometers long and you are a slow reader.

I wish for a 205 liter drum full of Lego pieces.

[Dman979]

Granted. They're 1x1 studs.

I wish for a baked potato.

[Starhelperdude]

it's a baked sweet potato

I wish for nothing

[Dman979]

Granted. You don't get it.

Baked sweet potatoes are tasty. I wish for a baked sweet potato.

[Spaceman.Spiff]

Granted, you get a baked normal potato with sugar. 
I wish this darn traffic would let up so I can get to wallops faster

[Dientus]

Granted. The traffic has thinned out but because of impending Godzilla attack and he destroys the Wallops.

 

Wish the work day would end already.

[Ben J. Kerman]

Granted, an accident involving a Kerbal, an excavator, a pile of dirt, and a steep gradient caused the work day to end.

I wish I hadn't taken apart my Lego forklift.

[Dman979]

Granted. Your Lego forklift was never put together.

I wish for a baked Russet potato without sugar.

[Ben J. Kerman]

Granted. To bake it, we threw it into the sun.

I wish that Lego made small "down and out" crane outrigger pieces.

[Admiral Fluffy]

Granted, but they are 500,000 dollars a piece.

I wish my room was clean

[Ben J. Kerman]

Sure, everything was thrown in a log chipper and carried away by a Liebherr TA 230 articulated dump truck even though they are not available in the USA yet and are not street legal.

I wish for money.

[Dman979]

Granted. Money is the root of all evil, though.

I wish for a Russet potato without added sugar baked in a normal oven.