Spaceman.Spiff Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 (edited) Granted, the oven is normal, but explodes. I wish for better cell service. Edited June 14, 2021 by Spaceman.Spiff haha funny number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Granted. I have all the materials to build a cell tower right next to your house! That'll be...1 million dollars. Hey, the crane I need to use to put this thing up cost a lot of money. Just covering expenses, y'know? I wish for an "any" key for my keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Granted. Your A, N, and Y keys have been removed. I wish for a Russet potato without added sugar baked in a normal oven that doesn't explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 (edited) Granted, because you have gone through enough suffering to get your potato. I wish I had a helicopter Edited June 14, 2021 by Admiral Fluffy Hy llok nw pg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Granted, you get a Sikorsky Skycrane which you immediately sell to me for $500 because you know how much I love cranes. I wish that I knew how to speak German. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Granted. You can't stop shouting. I wish for french fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Nein! (Actually ja, it's granted.) You get a bunch of images of Philip J. Fry from France, but you can't understand the labels on the crates, I wish I had a dump truck full of legos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Yay, my get to page 669 wish came true so I am granting 2 wishes. I am granting @Admiral Fluffy's missed wish back on 668. Granted. Everything you do goes throught Google and your browser is drowned in cookies. And Granted. You get toy dump truck full of Legos tomato paste. I wish that the guy who paid 36 million to go on a 1 hour ride to the edge of space, gives me a million in gold bullion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Granted. He dropped the bullion from above, it melts in midair, so you have to gather golden droplets in a mile radius. I wish Rogue One was the main arc of the SW plot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 (edited) Easily granted as technically it already is. But since it is corrupted, George Lucas gets his hands on it and re edits it to have young Anakin's ghost turn up instead of Darth Vader. (Making as much sense as his re edit of the end of Return of Jedi.) If you haven't already, check this out. I wish for lots of people to check out the awesome. Edited June 15, 2021 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Granted. Some are awed. I wish for french fried potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Granted. You go to France and buy the French-fried potatoes. I wish to repair the 0xc0000185 error on that notebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Granted. As you didn't specify, some random notebook out in the world has that error fixed. I wish the Scott Pilgrim graphic novel series got made into an animated series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Granted, but no 1 can animate i wish i can drive a tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Granted. The tank shuts down the second it fires from its cannon. I wish for a new batch of trees in my yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Granted. A nice batch of tree cookies, piping hot from the oven are thrown into your yard. I wish Squad to fix the underwater swimming problem that 1.11.2 has created. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Granted. Squad somehow managed to patch themselves out of existence for some unknown reason. I wish for a very long fuel tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 granted, but it only has 0.000000000000001 lqd fuel and ox but the wight is 100000000000000000000000000 t i wish i had 100 pizzas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Granted, but all of the pizzas are now contaminated with plutonium-238 I wish to complete sente Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 9 hours ago, planet-creations said: Granted. Squad somehow managed to patch themselves out of existence for some unknown reason. I wish for a very long fuel tank. Granted. You get a very long sealed pipe with fuel inside, which being sealed is now technically a flexible fuel tank. 8 hours ago, JB182 said: i wish i had 100 pizzas You get 100 gummy pizzas, and you faint from all the stuff you proceeded to put in yourself. 8 hours ago, planet-creations said: Granted, but all of the pizzas are now contaminated with plutonium-238 I wish to complete sente You complete an incomplete sentence. [snip] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 [snip] i wish for a key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Granted, you have obtained SCP-860. I wish for a quantum supercomputer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Granted. But being in the Quantum realm it is too microscopic to use. I wish to be heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 granted, but you turned into a beard i wish ksp will have 1.13 and moar updates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starhelperdude Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 1.13 and more will be bugfix-only updates bring me fegelein FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!! (jk) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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