kerbiloid Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Granted, but nothing changes. Should it? 3 hours ago, Dientus said: I wish for bread and butter 2 hours passed. Now you wish it twice more. *** I wish exceptables were deceptables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 Left this alone thinking someone would answer you, but four days later. Granted. You thought you were the exception but you were deceived. I wish I had backed up all my stuff to an external drive before my hard drive crashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 (edited) Granted. But when the exception to deceptables became a deception to exceptables, the deceptables got stopped by the exception that they can no longer decieve. Thus the wish got decievably excepted and cancelled out. And you got a headache following that. I wish for a simple bologna sandwich. * Ninjad!!! LoL @ColdJ Granted, but now your motherboard is fried. Edited July 1, 2021 by Dientus ninja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 (edited) Seriously, four days and then we post simultaneously. In good quality oil I hope. Granted. You are the meat in the sandwich between two large ladies called Bologna. I wish for some nice chips to go with my motherboard. Edited July 1, 2021 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Seriously, four days and then we post simultaneously. The Matrix has you. Both instances of you. 8 minutes ago, ColdJ said: I wish for some nice chips to go with my motherboard. Granted. A bag of Lay's goes with it. Somebody forgot it in the box when packing. I wish it was Pringles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 Granted but it is still in the box out of your reach. Hungry now I wish for good american grade a beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 Granted. The American grades your portion of beef good. Was good. I wish you go and take another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 Granted, but it is radioactive. I wish for mike and ikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted. You take a microphone and fly to Dune. I wish Gilly had an atmosphere to use airships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted, you burn up on reentry (Actually, just entry) I wish for a crane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted. His name is Ichabod, and he's a schoolmaster. I wish for an egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Not granted, You should wish for a potato. I wish, @Dman979 wished for potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted. I wish for a potato. I wish for a potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Not granted. You were just wishing for an egg. I wish you can finally decide, what exactly do you want: an egg or a potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted. He wishes for a potato that is layed by a chicken and eggs that are root vegetables. I wish for a 100 teraflop cpu and a 2 terabyte solid state drive. Oh and a graphics card that can keep up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted. You get a CPU which is flopping every command cycle (you already have counted teraflops) and a solid state drive which is actually just a wireless modem connected to a virtually 2 terabyte virtual drive on another continent. Also you get a graphics card that keeps up, but no other direction. I wish you can find a driver for at least something of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted. The driver is 90 years old and going blind. I wish for a Russet potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted but the eyes open and stare at you and creep you out. I wish to not work in the rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted. No rain this month. Start working. I wish Windows10 was self-repairing the notebooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted, but windows cannot fix the notebooks. I wish for a pet turtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted, but mum disapproved and flushed it and he became trained by a sewer rat in the art of ninjitsu and vowed revenge against you. I wish for a faster graphics card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted. You take it out and buy a ticket to plane. I wish you could buy a space ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted, but instead of notebooks I throw large 3 ring binders at 10 of your home's windows. I wish that I could lower the screen brightness of my laptop after a recent Windows 10 update (It really affects battery life, it's annoying) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted, just turn it off. That should improve battery life, I wish for a cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted, you accept the cookies on a website. I wish for a properly colored, regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on my phone so I can control it, all of this delivered safely to me on Earth without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without me having any medical issues or conditions, without my house being destroyed, without the excavator or my phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant my wish, without the excavator melting, without it being opposite, without being teleported anywhere, and I wish to be happy once I get it, even without other Lego mining equipment. Please read wish carefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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