Exploro Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Kerbal Productions said: I wish for this thread to be more active Granted. Switching on hyper-jets. Buckle up all you thread-goers! We are going into...hyperactive! *Quickly looks around* I wish for a proper seat belt. Edited December 23, 2021 by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Granted, the seat belt keeps you settled for... *oh how long?* 1010 years! No wish Just kidding, I wish for every Kerbal here to enjoy their Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Conditionally granted, if 1) There is at least one Kerbal here, 2) the Kerbals have Christmas rather than they are pagans worshipping Kraken. 6 hours ago, Ben J. Kerman said: I wish I could get everything on my Christmas list for Christmas. Granted, but now you need a crane to lift all of this. Thus, your wish gets recursively incomplete, as you start wishing for a chain of self-lifting cranes of growing capacity. *** I wish for additional week in this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Granted. Now pay $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 to use it. I wish Roscosmos was less underfunded and less dysfunctional and less everything bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Granted. It is less all of those things to such a minute scale that the difference isn't noticeable to anyone. I wish I had a better corruption for that last wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 (edited) Granted, right before you clicked the submit reply button, Windows, Linux, Android or Mac, forces you to update your OS to a new version, deleting the reply you were going to post. I wish the Megathread was still alive/Unlocked. Edited December 23, 2021 by BlackMesaSurvivor who even types macintosh lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Doodling Astronaut Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Granted, no one posts in it I wish for money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Granted, you spend all of them in Rotten Unyummy Brocollies. I wish to finish my OPM-MPE-GEP Career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Granted: Your optometrist joins the military police and protects General Electric. I wish that @Ben J. Kerman gets A regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on his phone so he can control it, all of this delivered safely to him on Earth without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without him having any medical issues or conditions, without his house being destroyed, without the excavator or his phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant his wish, without the excavator melting, without it being opposite, without being teleported anywhere, and I wish him to be happy once he gets it, even without other Lego mining equipment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Granted, but he loses the ability to use said lego set. I wish that the guitar solo for Wanted Dead Or Alive wasn't so damned hard to learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Granted: It now only uses 1 chord. I wish there to be a thread showing Kerbal Christmas trees made out of any parts you have in your VAB parts list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Granted, but the thread got bonked for some reason I wish for a good gift today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 (edited) Granted. Now you are gifted in yodeling rap. I wish for the temporal fuga ability. Edited December 24, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Not granted, unknown wish! And also, your next wish will be 3x cursed! I wish for a girlfriend sometime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 (edited) Granted. Have fun with your new pet dog. 13 hours ago, Kerbal Productions said: I wish for a good gift today Granted. It’s an autographed copy of the Star Wars Holiday special. Enjoy! I wish to be able to patiently wait for tomorrow. Edited December 24, 2021 by Admiral Fluffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Granted. You get tied to the chair. Now you have to, and will. I wish to catch an exception by trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Granted. Put the files in the wrong place. Maybe file 13? I wish two different people would like my posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 53 minutes ago, Admiral Fluffy said: Granted. It’s an autographed copy of the Star Wars Holiday special. Enjoy! The original 70's one? I only have bits of it left in my memory. Chewbacca had a wife and child, talk about absentee father. I wish it still exists somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Admiral Fluffy said: Granted. Have fun with your new pet dog. But I have a dog! 1 hour ago, Admiral Fluffy said: Granted. It’s an autographed copy of the Star Wars Holiday special. Enjoy! All I got was some shirts and some underwear... and a vacuum cup, nothing techy Back to being Santa and messing your wishes ColdJ, your wish is granted, but it has a bad watermark that you can barely see anything. Piracy I wish for anything good today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Doodling Astronaut Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Granted, you didn't notice it I wish for a subscriber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Granted, you lost 5 subscribers in the span of 6 hours. Come back next time! I wish for energy, I just slept for 3 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Granted, you have so much energy that a kugelblitz forms. I wish for a present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Granted, you get early access for KSP 0.5! How (un)lucky! I wish for coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Granted. You get a nice hot cup of fresh coffee...spilled directly into your lap. Man that burns. I wish the KSP demo was still a viable way of introducing new players to the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Granted. KSP-1 was actually a demo of KSP-2. I wish the winter holidays were associated with something but the greed and desire to get something for free.(Yes, a tribute to T. Pratchett) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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