Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Scarecrow71]

Granted...and I don't even have to corrupt that.  Regardless of the amount of commercialism associated with them, the holidays are supposed to be religious.  Not that anyone cares any longer; commercialism is shoved down our throats at all hours of the day and night, and we are conditioned to believe that material objects are better for us than spiritual enlightenment.  None of that is a corruption; it's all truth.

Damn, that's depressing just typing and reading it.

I wish for more spiritual enlightenment.

And, oh llok, a new page.

Edited December 25, 2021 by Scarecrow71

[kerbiloid]

32 minutes ago, Scarecrow71 said:

spiritual enlightenment

Granted. You suddenly wake up in the night and see a glowing spirit passing through the window, enlighting your room.

Also, the New Year (Jan, 01) was originally not a holiday, but a beginning of the new fiscal year and of the declaration of everyone's property, after the Romans being drunken since Saturnalii (Dec 25) till this day, got tired of drunkenness and gluttony, and became sober.

I wish, the Roman traditions would be known.

[Exploro]

Granted. You find yourself locked in Gladiatorial combat. That's one way to get to know Roman traditions I tell you.

I wish that the sleeting outside to stop.

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  Now, instead of sleet, it snows.  Nonstop.  For a century.  Record daily totals are broken hourly.

I wish to never see snow again.

[Kerbal Productions]

Granted, you are scorched by the blazing heat of the Sun, again.

I wish to do the laundry today

[Admiral Fluffy]

Granted. Here is your scubbing board!

I wish for all of you to have a merry christmas.

(Goodnight!)

[Kerbal Productions]

Granted, The Jeb stole Christmas, again.

I wish for KitKat Bites

[kerbiloid]

Granted. This couple of pitbulls has really strange name for a dog, Kit & Kat

I wish the spaceships had an odometer.

[Kerbal Productions]

Granted, a printed PNG is on the control room.

I wish for a good dinner

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get a bail of premium hay.

I wish to see the Earth from space, one last time.

[Ben J. Kerman]

Granted. You see the Earth from space for the last time. It is your last time because after you look at Earth a piece of my space cran*ahem*completely random space junk hits your craft and destroys it.

I wish I had a space crane. 

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  And it is already in orbit around Pluto.  Too bad you are stuck on earth and have no way to control it.

I wish I WAS a space crane.

[Kerbal Productions]

Granted, you were a satellite with a space crane that's pretty... small.

I wish to get more karma from Reddit

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You start flaming, trolling, flooding, violating the Reddit rules other ways, and get so much karma from it that in the next life you reborn as a cricket.

I wish to recall how was this piece of code working three years ago.

[Kerbal Productions]

Granted, specific code functions were forgotten

I wish for my signature to fit

[kerbiloid]

Granted. It fits if add it to the AdBlock list.

I wish to use NodeJS instead of PHP to access the SQL server.

Edited December 27, 2021 by kerbiloid

[Kerbal Productions]

Not granted. That's the corruption!

I wish for a 1440p monitor

[ffx]

Its pixel reselution is reduced by 100 p after 5 second
I wish to become Starcrusher96 (sry for ping lol)

Edited December 27, 2021 by ffx

[Venusian Explorer]

Granted, you have to work every day, every night, every millisecond, every minute of your life, working at mods, life, or any kind of business that takes you time, making you the 2nd world's most busiest man in the universe(Stanley is on the First Place)

I wish to react fast when posting so i don't forget to include something.

I wish to have a better wish.

Edited December 27, 2021 by BlackMesaSurvivor
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[ColdJ]

Granted: You had better wished that you had wished for somethin better.

I wish that they realised what a bad idea 5g is.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. They understand that the 5g overload is insufficient, and raised it up to 9g.

I wish the equator was endless.

[Venusian Explorer]

Granted...

Congratulations! By making your wish of Eternal Equator be real, Christopher Columbus has died while he was circumnavigating around America, allowing the Aztec Empire, Inca Empire, Tehuelchian Empire, Amazonic Tribes and Mayan Empire to merge themselves into a Ωmega-Nation, destroying not only the Ming Dynasty, but also the British Empire, Empire of the Rising Sun, Soviet Union, that-german-not-so-republic-from-1933-to-1945, Brotherhood of NOD, and specially the Kerbal Republic! Your wish successfully saved millions of lives from America, but also caused the Billions of Deaths from Eurasia.

I wish that this whole universe gave me 100 years of sleep.

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  You instantly fall asleep, and would be kept in a dream-like state for the next 100 years...except that you still age and therefore die of old age while in your sleep.

I wish I was a bluetooth radio.

Edited December 27, 2021 by Scarecrow71

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You have chewed some indigo and start chatting around like you are a radio DJ.

I wish there were a cave with a pressurized tunnel to the Moon.

[Admiral Fluffy]

Granted, but it is wobbly, and takes you a while to get to the moon.

I wish for someone to make a new video today.