Rutabaga22 Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Granted, you get a circulizer that circulates better. I wish for my good pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Granted. This is your best one. I wish for curium-245. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Granted: You find that it has actually been in your lab coat pocket for a year. I wish for a lead lab coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Granted. Now you need a crane to lift it. I wish for a beryllium carbide hohlraum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Granted. Your beryllium carbide hohlraum is now in a dihydrogen monoxide weltraumbaum. I wish I could have the aforementioned crane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Granted: I am building it but it isn't finished yet. I wish it was finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Granted. It was. But now you have to re-finish it again. Why was the Prometheus ship carrying a whole fridge of frozen ravioli? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Granted: you now know. I wish I knew the right answer to everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Granted. You do. But nobody believes. I wish my school had a little nuclear reactor back in my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Granted: It was called chernobyl. I wish for money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutabaga22 Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 Granted, you get 1000000 rupees I wish for more friends who play ksp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 Granted. But as KSP is single-player, they just eat your pizza while you are playing. I wish for a castle for horrififc scientific experiments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 Granted: You are that brain in a jar up on the top shelf. I wish for stuff I can't have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 Granted. You can't have a indesructible house. Now get in and lock it up. I wish I can have moar mods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutabaga22 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 (edited) Granted, you can only use mods with MOAR in the title I wish for Big G to be real Edited September 24, 2022 by Rutabaga22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 Granted. Apollo program had been cancelled, no Moon flights. I wish there were not only Gemini, but also Gemidi and Gemaxi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 Granted, but they are for launching pickles only. i wish to know what the fox says. 195709282022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 Granted: One night farmer Brown was takin' the air Locked up the barnyard with the greatest of care Down in the hen house, somethin' stirred When he shouted, "Who's there?" This is what he heard There ain't nobody here but us chickens There ain't nobody here at all So calm yourself, and stop that fuss There ain't nobody here but us We chickens tryin' to sleep, and you butt in And hobble hobble hobble hobble with your chin There ain't nobody here but us chickens There ain't nobody here at all You're stompin' around and shakin' the ground You're kickin' up an awful dust We chickens tryin' to sleep and you butt in And hobble, hobble hobble hobble, it's a sin Tomorrow is a busy day We got things to do, we got eggs to lay We got ground to dig and worms to scratch It takes a lot of settin', gettin' chicks to hatch Ohh, there ain't nobody here but us chickens There ain't nobody here at all So quiet yourself, and stop that fuss There ain't nobody here but us Kindly point that gun the other way And hobble, hobble hobble off and hit the hay [Instrumental Break] Tomorrow is a busy day We got things to do, we got eggs to lay We got ground to dig and worms to scratch It takes a lot of settin', gettin' chicks to hatch I wish to know what the Musk says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 He says: Starships that exploded were not failures, they were features. I wish to have a better KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Granted. Microsoft updated the Keyword Services Platform. I want a ROSS station mod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Granted: You get the one where Ross and Rachel were on a break. I wish to earn money doing what I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Granted. You are earning money for liking the money earning. Spoiler The problem is the original earning when you hadn't earned anything. I wish for guns in Skyrim and for magic in Fallout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Granted. Skyrim become Fallout and Fallout become Skyrim. I wish I can use NTR in real life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Granted: You can use n,t,r and all the other letters of the alphabet in real life. I wish I understood letters with little symbols over them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Granted. Now you understand that they mean nothing, and were added by the type equipment manufacturers. As there were centurions, were there dollarurions or pennurions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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