Abel Military Services Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 (edited) Granted. Unfortunately, your email uses SMTP so it's pointless. I wish for KSPI-E Edited October 21, 2022 by Abel Military Services Okay new page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 Granted. You are now destined to only take-off from and land at the E runway from KSPI (Abraham Lincoln Capital Airport). Doesn't matter where you are going to or from. I wish to have my likeness included in KSP2. That's right, Scarecrow71 Kerman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 Granted, but every time they are put in a craft the craft explodes, killing Scarecrow71 Kerman. I wish for KSP2 early access early access Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 Granted. You get up early, at 3 a.m., and run the KSP-2 coded in Microsoft Access. 1 hour ago, Scarecrow71 said: wish to have my likeness included in KSP2. That's right, Scarecrow71 Kerman. Conditionally granted. First you have to find at least one crow on Kerbin. Have you ever seen them? I wish they had repair the water pipe in an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 Granted, but they had repair it, because of the grammar error the universe collapses and we all die... Except the water pipe. I wish for perfect grammar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 Granted. I wish Night Court was still on television. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 Granted. But the television doesn't let it be broadcasted. 14 hours ago, Ryaja said: Granted, but they had repair it, because of the grammar error the universe collapses and we all die... Except the water pipe. Oops. Now I see why they have finished after the midnight. *** Eye wish for propar grammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 Granted: Grandma gets new eyes. I wish for the opposite of the opposite of peace, love, and understanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 A Vogon poem of peace, love, and understanding. I wish for Vogon art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 Granted. You also get to listen to the Vogon poem of peace, love, and understanding. As sung by the Vogon equivalent of Elvis Costello. I wish the Earth wouldn't have been destroyed by the Vogons to facilitate an intergalactic highway construction project for a hyperspace express route. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 Granted. The Vogons got bankrupt. The Earth is for sale. I wish the Vorlons were described better in the Babylon 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Granted: I saw a suit of armor, I saw a glowing wing, but if I try to mention, then I haven't seen a thing. I wish for Babylon 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Granted. As the human civilisation has become something else in Babylon 5, no human actors play there. I wish the Peter Jackson's LOTR series was not truncated (they threw out the episodes with Galadriel and Arwen talk and Arwen's fight.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 Can't understand what are you saying so nah. I wish for Deepthought in the size of a PC and has it's full power. And I own it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 Granted: Your PC will now only watch old TV shows all day, and refuses to do anything else. I wish for a deepthought pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 Granted. You order the pizza with anchovies and giant squid brains. It's deethought, as these beasts are pretty submersible I wish for rare bullsquid steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 Granted. It's blended into a nice, thick, squidy-tasting shake, and you are forced to drink it through the tiniest of straws. I wish to be a fish swimming at the bottom of the ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 Granted, you are the plastic bag gracefully floating through the bottom of the Mariana trench. I wish for a grain of sand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 Granted: It was in the last thing you ate. It has now become lodged in your stomach lining and will slowly cause an ulcer over time. I wish for an entire universe inside a grain of sand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 Granted. Now you have to find this grain between others. I wish to be able to switch the astral planes of my city on demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Granted- keep in mind that with greater demand for astral planes, the supply of astral planes will plummet. I wish I had returned to the forums sooner, I missed this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Granted, but you forgot about them and left a few days later. I wish to be able to do homework fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Granted. You are able to speed through your homework at a pace never before seen. Unfortunately, you retain no knowledge, your grades are horrible, and you are unable to slow down. I wish I would have gotten straight A's in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Granted: They are so straight that they all look like I, which comes after F and so you failed all your classes. I wish updates fixed, rather than broke things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Granted. You have seen this fixed. Now you wish it stayed broken. 5 hours ago, Ryaja said: I wish to be able to do homework fast. Granted. You stop surfing forums and start doing the homework, *** I wish these fish-shaped mini-cookies were more salty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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