Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[AlamoVampire]

Granted, you get a 1,000,000,000,000 ton bag of Gigantor Brand Mantis Shrimp Meal.

I wish for a universe sized black hole

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[kerbiloid]

Granted. You see can the "Universal Pictures..." ... Oops. You can't.

I wish for entangled quantum computer..

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. I have the other one, so every time you use it to calculate difficult stuffs, your computer outputs game screenshots. 

I wish for a KSP hacking mod. 

[Exploro]

Granted. The hacking mod gives the kerbal sprites realistic coughing animation.

I wish for a window mounted heat pump.

Edited May 14, 2023 by Exploro

[kerbiloid]

Granted. A self-propelled heat pump machine TMS-65 starts pumping heat into your window.

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I wish there was its cooling analog.

[Exploro]

Granted. And his name, Mr. Freeze. Mr Freeze be freez'n up your hood.

I wish for infinity G-2 pen refills.

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  You have a supply of ink refills for the Infinity G-2 pen.  Unfortunately, there is no Infinity G-2 pen, which makes them useless.

I wish I could ice skate.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted you have ices called kate.

i wish i was able to change my form

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[kerbiloid]

Granted. Please, change your forum name to AlamoBat(man).

I wish for a magic ancient artifact, just4lulz.

[Spaceman.Spiff]

Granted. It is a cursed  toe ring which causes you to flatulate slightly louder than usual. 
 

I wish for a nice-tasting strawberry smoothie

[AlamoVampire]

Granted, it causes your flatulence to reach 80db and smell like strawberries. This effect is permanent. 
 

i wish to know if my corruption to the wish above my current post is corruption or not.

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[Abel Military Services]

Granted. You know it, but you can only live for another 10 minutes. 

I wish for instantly-complete homework. 

[dsplaisted]

Granted but you get an F.

I wish for a real rocket.

[Exploro]

Granted. You are issued a party balloon and ordered to inflate it and then release it. Mundane?, yes. But a rocket it is.

I wish to stop having hallucinations while trying to sleep.

 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Once they have gotten real, they aren't hallucinations anymore.

I wish the Sun was solid..

[ColdJ]

Granted: But as the resulting reaction means no more heat and light, we all die too quickly to notice.

I wish people stopped creating things that could ruin life as we know it, just to prove how smart they are.

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted in the process of doing this you blow up the sun and we all die 

I wish for the banning thread to be more calm @Gargamel

[ColdJ]

Granted: it remains calm and unchanging for days until you realise your computer has frozen.

I wish no taunting of those who can ban outside that thread.

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.

I wish that wish would have been harder to corrupt.

[adsii1970]

Granted. But now your wish is even harder to fulfill.

I wish for a week-long of twilight (no bright sunlight)...

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You forgot to prepare the garlic and stakes.

I wish for an astral superarmor T-51b..

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted the armour grabs you chokes you out

I wish for the super star destroyer Executor 

Edited May 19, 2023 by kspbutitscursed

[Royalswissarmyknife]

Uhhh we dont serve that here sir

I want a ham burger.

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted pig on bread 

I wish for starship

[Royalswissarmyknife]

Here's New Glenn, you can get the second stage in 2 years

I wish for a mars colony