Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 (edited) Granted. The lightsabers are in "A new hope" style, both characters are side characters that you see for 15 minutes each and the camera is out of focus. I wish to get the LEGO UCS Republic Gunship Edited July 22, 2023 by Aerodynamic Kerbal Nweh page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Granted. You go to gunshop and buy a gunship. I wish for the 50th part of the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Granted. It leaves you on a cliffhanger and now you must wait for the 51st part of the story! I wish that the clone troopers got the treatment they deserved, especially during the days of the Empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Granted, the clone trooper program was shut down by yoda before the clones could be made thus never existing. i wish master sifo dyas was not ever discovered 125007222023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Granted. His name is kept out of all discussions about the clones. Doesn't change the rest of the story, though. I wish R2's memory would have been wiped at the same time as C3PO's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Granted. We lose the original trilogy but we also lose the abhorrent mess that is the sequel trilogy. Instead we get more movies about Jar Jar Binks i wish to see such a trilogy 125607222023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Granted. It's all about the Galactic Empire and how Darth Jar Jar Binks took over it, making the entire galaxy goofy I wish Mace Windu killed Palpatine and Anakin never turned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Granted, and all is well until a clone trooper at the Republic canteen gets Order #66. I wish for more The Clone Wars-style animated shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Granted, they are ALL about Jar Jar Binks! Remember there has NEVER EVER been a canonical death for your favorite Gungan! I wish that theyd stop writing poor female characters like rey. 165507222023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 Granted. Rey has found a wallet, now she is rich. I wish the Ewoks were eating eucalipt leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 Granted. They became fat. So fat, that in fact they were helpless against stormtroopers, thus destroying the Death Star II was a failure. I wish Jar Jar Binks was force sensitive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 Granted. Every time he feels the Force nearby, he starts scratching and vomiting. I wish for a jar-jar of binks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 Granted. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Gungan_stew I wish to watch clone troopers in action without Jedi stealing the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 (edited) Granted, you are conscripted to fight against them i wish for rain 145607232023 Edited July 23, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 Granted. A new volcano forms in your living room, and it rains fire and lava in your house. I wish to own 1 share of stock in Wal-Mart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 Granted. You go to Wal-Mart and share your smartphone Wi-Fi. I wish for better moons around the Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 Granted. The sea level rises and we all die I wish Disney released another non-main story Star Wars film (like Rogue one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 Granted. The Rogue One sequel. Two charred skeletons are sitting around on the glassy coast of the former sea... Two hours later one of them drops his jaw. I wish the SW cookquel. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 Granted you watch Cooking the Hutt the Clove Wars i wish the user below me makes a bad joke about Cooking the Hutt the Clove Wars 141707242023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 Granted. "Gonk-don Ramsey." I wish for a clone trooper ration kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 Granted. They feed you through the pipe in the nose. That's how it works. Why, do you think, they are so desperate attackers? I wish to finish this phrase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 Granted: You did but forgot. I wish that Monty Python had said: Nobody expects the Jedi Inquisition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunas Only Moon Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Granted: but he forgor to come so a random dude off the street said it i wish that nobody gives me a trash wish because i want to be happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Granted. It's happy before it gets corrupted. I wish Laythe wasn't directly in Jool's inner radiation belts, completely destroying my dreams of a permanent Laythe colony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 (edited) Granted, Laythe is now inside Jool. i wish for happy 001207282023 Edited July 28, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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