Scarecrow71 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Granted. You die, instantly. Don't need to shovel if you are dead. I wish for snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Granted. The entire earth is now a snowball, and everyone dies of hypothermia. I wish for rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 You two. I hate you. It's snowraining here irl after your wishes. I wish for dry, cloudy weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Granted: It is now raining cornstarch. I wish I could remember what I am doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watermel00n Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Granted. You can't remember what you are doing if you never did anything. I wish for more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Granted: You get all the wishes that nobody else wants. I wish a hard reset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Granted. A brick flies through your window. Written on it is the word "Reset." I wish I had the newest-generation laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Granted: You now have a brand new baby sitting on you. Make sure to cradle its head and enjoy the next 18 years of protecting it and keeping it healthy. I wish to focus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 (edited) Granted, you focus in getting unfocused. I wish to be refocused into unfocusing from being unfocused due to trying to refocus my focus on being unfocused, which resulted in my focus being that of unfocused, so trying to refocus my unfocused focus focus unfocused refocused unchjfd dfjhadsfjdsa hjdfsjkhsk jhdfhjkdfjhk djsklkfjhdshfljkdshuieriuoewr hdsafiuhowh3dusidfhds Edited March 9 by TwoCalories Real footage of me trying to coherently type that sentence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Granted: I wish for some nice tunes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Granted. A woodpecker arrives at your home and proceeds to play the song of its people for hours, drumming, drumming upon your chamber door. I wish that the 3.5 mm headphone port on my phone would go back to being functional once more, in a way that does not compromise the functionality and utility of the rest of the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 (edited) Granted. You stick a bird feather into it. Now it has a decoration functionality. I wish for a normal OS instead of Win vs *nix false choice. Edited March 20 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Granted: You get an SOS. I wish I knew ahead instead of endlessly experimenting to get things right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Granted. You know a head. I wish I could erase that show from my memory. Permanently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Granted. Now you are dreaming of its return instead of you got instead. I wish for iWish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Granted. In paying for an Apple service, you are now forced to sell your second kidney. (The first was used to pay for your now-obsolete iPhone model.) I wish I had a sandwich made of bread, mayo, meat, and cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 Granted. Behold a sandwich materializes before you. It is comprised of two slices of bread. So far so good. Each slide is slathered with the appropriate amount of mayo and trimmed with whichever cheese suits your fancy. As for the meat; it is monkey's brain which has the texture of snot but I am told the taste is out of this world. I wish for a hearty vegetable soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 Granted: You are transported to the "Waiter there is a _______ in my soup" thread. I wish for a no calorie chocolate cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 Granted. You receive a picture of a slice of chocolate cake. I wish the picture of the chocolate cake was edible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Granted: It is, but it just tastes like paper. I wish it tasted like chocolate cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 (edited) Granted. Difficult aspect of this wish is what "it" was supposed to taste like chocolate cake (wish maker never specified). Thus, you receive chocolate cake flavored motor oil. I wish for a free oil change for my car. Edited March 22 by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Granted. You pour sunflower oil into the car instead of the super-duper licensed one. I wish for a pet planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Granted:You get a plastic planet. (PET Plastics are some of the more commonly discussed plastics when searching for solutions for drinking water. Unlike other types of plastics, polyethylene terephthalate is considered safe and is represented on water bottles with the number "1", indicating it is a safe option.) I wish that carrots tasted like chocolate cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 (edited) They do, and this alarms you, as usually they don't. I wish to understand, why "our" city part, green and having historically cultural objects, situating right on the main and historically first street of this city, the first street with tram, is almost absolutely not depicted on old photos, while others are. Neighter XIX, nor early XX, nor mid XX... Edited March 23 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Granted: You now understand but cannot explain it to others. I wish a Lego train set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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