Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You saw it.

I wish for OmniFallout game, which combines all Fallout versions in one, like when I was playing New Vegas with Fallout 3 attached by the mod.
(A hatch appears near the Poseidon Gas Station, you get in, and then get out from another hatch near the highway close to the Springvale School. And back again.)

[ColdJ]

Granted: You are beset by small 2d enemies nipping at your legs everywhere you go. Also you can only move 6 steps at a time.

I wish a new Fallout location to explore that uses the Fallout 3 interaction model.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You keep trying to aim with the gun sight, shifted a half-meter to the right-down.

I wish for the Fallout junkthrower, which is able to shoot with small monsters,

[ColdJ]

Granted: You pickup and fire small monsters, at other small monsters, using it.

I wish to see that.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You see a chain reaction of small monsters multiplication.

I wish the Sun was liquid.

[ColdJ]

Granted: It is liquid but you can't tell the difference.

I wish the moon has a smiley face on it.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Then it starts laughing.

I wish for Mars. Maybe Snickers.

 

[ColdJ]

Granted: You and Veronica watch a Wacky Races cartoon.

I wish for time in a bottle.

[TwoCalories]

Granted, but it can only spill out and can't be recollected into the bottle because time only goes forward... I think.

I wish to visit Gunther Bay, Selatapura from Ace Combat 7.

[ColdJ]

Granted: But you can never leave and are stuck as a flat graphic.

I wish for worlds of imagination.

[Great Liao]

Granted. Two planets named "imagination" are discovered by you.

I wish for KSP2 to become what it was meant to be before.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. The KSP2 devteam is now in Seattle.

I wish for what I won't tell.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get it and so now everybody knows.

I wish someone had played.

[Kimera Industries]

Granted. You don't know who played, though.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

[kerbiloid]

Negatively granted.

I wish the hills had eyes.

[ColdJ]

Granted: I know what you did last summer.

I wish I knew what to know.

[BA-Forums]

Granted: But you now know too much. A man in a black suit comes to your door. He tells you to come with him and you refuse. you black out shortly after you hear him say, "No." To the people who know you, you simply went on a drive late at night and disappeared. Nobody knows what really happened to you.

I wish for an F/A-18E Super Hornet

[Iapetus7342]

Granted, the hornet crashes into your house, now you need to pay up. 

I wish for a second moon.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Look, it's right behind you!

I wish for a hemisphere-shaped moon.

[Great Liao]

Granted. It instantly collapses into a sphere, heating up in the process and ejecting debris. It interacts with the moon and most of the debris ends up on both earth and the moon. Most life on the earth is wiped out.

I wish for two wishes.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You now have one left.

I wish for porld weace.

[Iapetus7342]

8 hours ago, ColdJ said:

Granted: You now have one left.

I wish for porld weace.

ERROR: INVALID WISH SPELLING

SWITCHING TO WORLD PEACE MODE

Everyone on earth dies. The end.

I wish for life on mars.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. But they got killed by Earth viruses.

I wish for a better F-104 in KSP

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  Everything else in KSP is now worse.

I wish to be a Kerbal who respawns on Tylo when I die.

[kerbiloid]

Granted.
Then one Kerbal on Tylo will be wishing to respawn on the Earth.

Edited April 27 by kerbiloid