AlamoVampire Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 (edited) Granted but it works only in middle english. i wish for stability 192705022024 new page is new Edited May 3 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 Granted: You are now wearing a great wide cone outfit with all the weight at the bottom. You are near impossible to push over. I wish all smartphones became old science fiction paperback novels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 Granted. Now they become zombies and start to attatck humans. I wish for F-104 with a better design. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviator01 Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 Granted. The design improvements cause the budget to spiral out of control which results in the premature cancellation of the F-104’s production. I wish for a radioisotope thermoelectric generator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 You die of radiation. I wish for a gun that shoots dark matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 (edited) Granted: Here is a grease gun. Please take care of the bearings and universal joints. I wish for a musk stick dispenser. Edited May 4 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Granted. Now without the stick, Musk hardly can walk. I wish for a personal nano-medusa nuclear pulse umbrella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 The radiation and explosive force kills you after you use the nuclear pulse feature. I wish for a citadel. Spoiler Context: The citadel from Half-Life 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Granted. You are arrested and put into the interrogation chamber of the Citadel. I wish for virtual 3d keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviator01 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Granted. Your two-dimensional virtual keyboard has 3 “D” keys, one is in place of the space bar and one is in place of the backspace key. I wish for KSP 2 to continue its development. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Granted. It's continued. In 2124 they release the Colonies. I wish the KSP-1 code was refurbished and has beaten the KSP-2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 (edited) Granted; it is now impossible to make the source flow. I wish for a pi. Edited May 5 by Iapetus7342 I FORGOT MY WISH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Granted. Enjoy your 3.14 pies. I wish for money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Granted, you get a trillion dollars. But so does everyone else, completely devaluing the dollar. I wish for news about KSP2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Granted. You go to the library and read the old newspapers. I wish the Kerbals had normal human proportions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Granted, but now they don’t fit in their pods. I wish for trilobites to be alive again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Granted, we're all trilobites. I wish KSP 2 wasn't crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Granted. Now its fate is doubly insulting. 3 hours ago, Admiral Fluffy said: I wish for trilobites to be alive again Nearly granted. Spoiler Triops What? Not so brave now? I wish people weren't confusing the triops with the horsecrabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Granted. They are now confusing them with police cars. From my friends: I wish for a better environmental science teacher. I wish to be rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Granted. You become a well-paid enironmental scientist teacher. Now your former friends are trying to pass your examination for the third time. I wish for fish tank with anomalocaris in the local zoo gallery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 They escape into the local waters and kill of the sushi industry. I wish for a Xen crystal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Granted, but you get it confused with a chunk of cheese instead. I wish for dice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 Semi-granted. You get only one douse. I wish for optional IR and UV vision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 Granted: They are optional and you forgot to order those options when you got eyes. I wish to jump from the edge of space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 Granted. You realize that the space is flat and squared, and you are falling from it. I wish to look like this in the days when I'm handworking in the workshop. And feel like this when I'm coding. But staying unshot. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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