Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rutabaga22]

Granted. The game is now just a planet-building menu. 

I wish I could shapeshift.

[Iapetus7342]

You cannot change back.

I wish we had an oblate planet in our solar system.

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[kerbiloid]

Granted. The Earth is spinning 1000 rounds per second now.

I wish for a space anomaly in the Solar System.

[Rutabaga22]

Granted. Sentinels now exist, too

I wish for an unlimited Steam wallet.

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[Ryaja]

Granted, but all games are taken off steam.

I wish ksp 2 was resurrected 

[ColdJ]

Granted: It eats everyones brains.

I wish for gramcrackers.

[Iapetus7342]

You get an Earth's worth of GramCrackers. Their combined weight crushes you, then smashes into Earth and covers it in GramCrackers. XK-Class Doomsday scenario.

I wish for a white hole.

[ColdJ]

Granted: Here is some bleach, you better get started.

I wish for whole food.

[Kimera Industries]

Granted. It's somewhere, you just can't find it.

I wish for the One Ring.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You are married and possessed by the ring giver.

I wish for a mini-tornado gun, able to overturn selected cars.

[Aviator01]

Granted. The selection menu is broken, and the only car you can select is your own.

I wish for the ability to add video game bugs to real life and remove them at will.

[ColdJ]

Granted: They form in you and you get a pair of tweezers to remove them at will.

I wish to catch a fleeting instant.

[Aviator01]

Granted. After pouring your entire life’s savings into the search, you finally catch a fleeting instant to find that you are not only completely bankrupt, but that no one else believes you.

I wish for IFT-5 to happen tomorrow.

[Iapetus7342]

It crashes into your house, with debris from re-entry being scattered around your city.

I wish i could make my own planet.

[BA-Forums]

Granted. You shoot a laser at Earth to take parts of it, and you then form the debris into your own planet, named Iaeptus. This kills every living thing on earth.
 

I wish for an M3 Bradley Fighting Vehicle.

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[kerbiloid]

Granted.

Now you wish for money for enough fuel for it.

[ColdJ]

Granted: They wish for what you wished they wished for but it is unknown if they were successful.

I wish for a hybrid vehicle.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You have a car without the floor and the engine, so you are both driver and rickshaw.

I wish to know what's inside the cartoon boxes, they are eating from with sticks in every Holy Wood movie.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You find out that you are inside the boxes and that they devour a small piece of you everytime you see a movie.

I wish for decent cartoons.

1 hour ago, kerbiloid said:

You have a car without the floor and the engine, so you are both driver and rickshaw.

(Yabaa Dabaa Doo!!)

[Iapetus7342]

They get cancelled quickly because of corporate greed.

I wish for one of those lost 2003 bottle openers that talk

[tryharder]

Granted. The bottle opener can not only talk, but can automatically identify and open bottles. Unfortunately it thinks you're a bottle and "opens" you (i.e. removes your head).

I wish for nothing in particular.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You are transported to the ghost town of Particular out in the middle of a vast desert, there is nothing there, not even water.

I wish the Hydrogen economy would hurry up and get here.

[kerbiloid]

Granted.

Spoiler

It can produce "hydrogenized" water as well.
You buy it and start producing hydrogen for your car.

I wish the "acidic" and "basic" water from it were useful for energetics, too.

[tryharder]

Granted. The water is so useful for energetics that they are selling it as an energy drink. You drink a bottle of "acidic" water and find it is H2SO4 instead of H2O.

I wish nuclear fusion research would hurry up and allow the energy from plasma to go to your home power socket.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You now have blood plasma pouring from your sockets.

I wish I knew what I don't.