Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[kerbiloid]

Granted. It's a RedHat.

I wish you learn the RedHat administration.

[ColdJ]

Granted: They move to Morroco.

I wish all the people who got answers would let me know if they worked.

[kerbiloid]

<silence>

I wish the RedHats can into goombay in Morocco, as on their dancing skills I'm not sure.

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[Kerbal Productions]

<the silence signaling a skip>

I wish to return back to the province, damn I loved it so much

[kerbiloid]

Granted. @Kerbal Productions quit the chat, but we are expecting his phone calls every month.

I wish there were animated emoji on paper.

[CFYL]

Granted. Now we have...

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+PART[paper]
{
	//change name for copied part
	@name = advPaper	//originally paper

	//standard part parameters
	@MODEL
	{
		@model = PaperMod/Parts/advPaper/Model
	}
	@cost *= 100000	//originally 1
	@mass *= 2	//originally 0.000004
	@entryCost *= 100000	//originally 200
	@TechRequired = experimentalElectrics	//originally avaibale at start
	//originally 1mm thick. now 2mm thick.
	@node_stack_top = 0.0, 0.001, 0.0, 0.0, 1.0, 0.0, 0
	@node_stack_bottom = 0.0, -0.001, 0.0, 0.0, -1.0, 0.0, 0
	@title = #PaperMod_Animated_Emojis_Title	//#PaperMod_Animated_Emojis_Title = Advanced Paper
	@description = #PaperMod_Animated_Emojis_Descr	//#PaperMod_Animated_Emojis_Descr = Twice as thick as conventional paper, this piece of advanced paper can display animated emojis, although some KSC staff complain about its price. It took R&D an enormous amount of effort to bring this technology to reality, so they demand a decent salary.

	//This module makes sure that the paper can display animated emojis. We wrote a separate .dll for this module.
	MODULE
	{
		name = ModuleAnimatedEmoji
		animationName = emoji_smiling
		responseSpeed = 0.001
		dependOnPaperState = True
		dependOnEnvironmentLight = True
	}

	//The paper can display emojis. So it can also be used as a type of light. We need ModuleLight.
	MODULE[ModuleLight]
	{
		lightName = PaperMod_Animated_Emojis_Light
		lightMeshRendererName = light_04
		useAnimationDim = true
		lightBrightenSpeed = 2.5
		lightDimSpeed = 2.5
		resourceAmount = 0.005
		animationName = LightAnimation
		useResources = true
		canBlink = true
		blinkhMin = 0.03	//capable of standard 30 fps
		blinkMax = 2
		disableColorPicker = false
	}

	//This piece of paper takes up more space because of its thickness.
	@MODULE[ModuleCargoPart]
	{
		@stackableQuantity *= 0.5
		@packedVolume *= 2
	}
}

//What if users have CTT installed?

@PART[advPaper]:NEEDS[CommunityTechTree]
{
	@TechRequired = exoticElectricalSystems
}

//This .cfg should be found at GameData/PaperMod/Parts/advPaper/advPaper.cfg

 

I wish localization would work for internal values and no one will ever learn a word called template.

Edited May 31, 2022 by CFYL

[ColdJ]

Granted: Your insides stay inside your body.

I wish for things I cannot have.

[Nazalassa]

Granted, you can't have a computer with KSP installed now.

I wish for Emperor Bill.

[ColdJ]

Granted: He is parked on the top of the VAB in his private shuttle. You just need to climb up to see him.

I wish to finish the internal.

[Nazalassa]

Granted, it's on a random computer on Earth.

I wish for potatoes.

[Watermel00n]

Granted.  They are on mars.

I wish for a better laptop.

[Nazalassa]

Granted. It's in the clouds of Jool. You now have t send a rescue mission before it gets to the -250-meter kill-sphere.

I wish for a wish wishing a wish.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You just started the clone wars.

I wish for a clone.

[Nazalassa]

Granted, it can't stand up but it's there.

I wish for a break.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. The referee stops the round.

I really WISH to know, WHAT is below my school entrance, in the dungeon.

(I presume, it's some kind of SCP there.)

[ColdJ]

Granted: Now you know but wish you didn't.

I wish to know if @kerbiloid is a teacher or a student?

[kerbiloid]

None, but situationally both, between the colleagues.

I wish to know, why a "student" is not a "teachee"? But maybe it's for the "silly Q&A" thread.
 

 

Edited June 2, 2022 by kerbiloid

[AlamoVampire]

Granted. You get it explained but its explained in infernal. Every time you think about it you understand completely but when you try to explain it you do so in infernal and no one csn understand you.

i wish for a nice cold bottle of dr pepper

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[kerbiloid]

Granted.  It was a pool of a test samples of Dr. Pepper's patients, that's why this bottle was placed in the fridge.

I wish there was a wrench for the Saturn Hex.

[ColdJ]

Granted: It wrenches you from your seat every time you think of it.

I wish I had wrapped my head around the mods to fly multiple craft at the same time.

[kerbiloid]

You start using BDArmory AI Flight Computer.

I wish Hangar was already updated for 1.12.3

[ColdJ]

Granted: But since their are too many things named Hangar, you get WASD instead.

I wish WASD was stock.

[OrdinaryKerman]

1.12.4 is released with roll control permanently disabled on all vessels, and random spins are induced to a craft every 5 minutes.

I wish for a new computer, with absolutely nothing bad happening to my current one or my or the world's state of existence as a direct result of said new computer

Edited June 4, 2022 by OrdinaryKerman

[kerbiloid]

Granted. It's with CP/M operating system.

I wish OS/360 didn't have so complicated DD-operator syntax.

[Watermel00n]

Granted, but now you can't operate it.

I wish for a loaf of bread