Admiral Fluffy Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 (edited) Granted, they are all expended. I wish for a snake stuffed animal. Edited August 14, 2022 by Admiral Fluffy Oh hey llok new page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 Granted: It is horrible and like something out of Raiders of the Lost Ark. I wish I couldn't visualise it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Granted, you now have no brain. I wish I didn’t have to go back to school tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Granted. Now you sleep in the school closet and don't have to go. I wish to know my former school dark secrets, I believe they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthvader15001 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Granted, but it’s actually just a normal school that has no dark secrets. I wish that all insects would be exterminated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Granted, then a snake curses you... with its venom, of course. I wish I could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthvader15001 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Granted but you immediately get melted by the sun i wish that I was Jebediah Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 ... Now take a seat in this rocket again. We have added one more asymmetric fin on it. I wish tungsten was wolfram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 28, 2022 Share Posted August 28, 2022 Granted: It is now Wolf ,Ram and Hart. Angel is coming. I wish for interesting things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 28, 2022 Share Posted August 28, 2022 Granted. Now you want them to be more dull. I wish whales were fishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 28, 2022 Share Posted August 28, 2022 (edited) Granted. Whales become fishes. But oh no! What is that! A load of bread fell to the ground (due to the whales being fish, they made the ocean slightly lighter and uhh it did something to gravity so that's why it fell)! But on the opposite side of Earth, another one fell (same reason)! This created a powerful energy, turning the whale back to a mammal. This made them slightly heavier, producing an energy that made the Fanta price go up by 1$. This made an economical boom, people were mad, APOCALYPSE! The Earth atmosphere eventually turns into 100% oxygen (idk how) and our home planet explodes due to fire. The dust and glitter all shrink and turn into a star (idk how either). Its as powerful as the Sun. It eats the planets and comes in a fight with the Sun. Big boom boom. This moves the Milky way 1cm closer to Andromeda. Then when they collide, due to the very very small amount of time that it collided with it earlier (me bad englsh lenguege) somehow made a black hole (you guessed it, idk how) that ate everything. I wish that fishes were mammals. Edited August 28, 2022 by Aerodynamic Kerbal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 28, 2022 Share Posted August 28, 2022 Granted. You have to marry mermaid. I wish for a mole of moles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthvader15001 Posted August 28, 2022 Share Posted August 28, 2022 (edited) Granted. You download this mod three times, merge two of the files, and put the last file into the merged ones. I wish for a modification that adds 1 nanometer rockets Edited August 28, 2022 by darthvader15001 OOPS x100000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Granted but the Kerbals accidently step on all of them, crushing them while getting Lego feet syndrome. I wish I hadn't forgot that mesh colliders don't do indented curves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Granted. Now the mesh colliders have lost this ability. I wish for horses in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthvader15001 Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Granted. They trample you instantly. I wish for a booster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Do you want that nozzle pointing at your face? Yes? Great. I'll turn it on for you now. BTW the surrounding area has been burnt by the exhaust and you just wasted 1 billion dollars (it was a really expensive non reusable booster *totally sls*) I wish for a trillion boosters (why not?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Granted. You get a trillion picoboosters and boost. I wish boost become standard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutabaga22 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Granted, but you can no longer use C++ I wish for Ksp to be more popular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 (edited) Granted. The game is more popular. YouTubers who play it gain more subscribers. But for the sake of views they play it 24/7. People buy it so much that Squad gives us... UPDATAEEEESSDSEEDDS. So they abandon KSP2. Unfinished. Left to rot. I wish My Singing Monsters was in real life Edited August 31, 2022 by Aerodynamic Kerbal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Granted. Teh Monsters of S(ing)2 are available on eBay. I wish Falcons were splashing on water ski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Granted: You are pelted by wet white blobs while water ski-ing. I wish to see Kerbals water ski-ing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Granted, but only water jet ski-ing. Spoiler I wish for Kerbal water skating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted, but only water jet ski-ing. Already got that covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Granted. But the skateboards wasn't Kerban material and they instantly broke. I wish SpaceX could re-launch the starlink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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