TwoCalories Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 (edited) Granted. You go to McDonalds and order a Happy Meal. I wish for a GNK Power Droid (AKA Gonk Droid). Edited July 28, 2023 by TwoCalories Oh look, new page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 Granted but it self destructs. i wish for a nice pickle. 133507282023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Granted: You find yourself a rare, nice pickle, and become fast friends, unfortunately the rest of the pickles relatives are evil, they set out to ruin your life. I wish that Spiderman was allowed to be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Granted, he never became spider-man i wish elon musk would stop hurting earth 005307292023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Granted: He buys Twitter and starts hurting people instead. I wish to hear a climate change denier explain away what is happening this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Granted. A warm, relatively rainy summer. A rain twice per week or more often, the temperature still has not exceeded +31°C. I wish for rain every two days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Granted: It lasts fo 2 seconds each time. I wish I didn't forget what I wanted to wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Granted, you remember you wanted to wish to remember to wish for remembering your wish. i wish to have something tasty to eat. 224807292023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Granted. You eat it all with great pleasure. But you find out that you were poisoned and you die. I wish I had a lot of unusual cosmetics in TF2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 (edited) I know nothing about TF2 except for the memes, but here I go... Granted, and you join a match to show off your knew cosmetics... *Meet the Sniper theme song plays* I wish to be a Clone Trooper Specialist in Battlefront 2. Edited July 30, 2023 by TwoCalories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Granted. You never see the light of day as servers get shut down the day before. i wish to see a sea that saw a saw that watched a watch 135007302023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Granted. The sea you saw breaks your watch and rusts your saw. I wish that any Star Wars thing I create gets its own show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 (edited) Granted but kathleen kennedy takes complete control and ruins it the same way she did with book of boba fett and undoing the entire point of getting grogu to luke then utterly flushing mando season 3 down the sewer. i wish kathleen kennedy would stop interfering with and ruining star wars… im looking at you sequel trilogy, mando season 3 and book of boba fett. 155607302023 Edited July 30, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Granted. George Lucas is coming back to direct another 12 movies. I wish star wars made sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Granted. Now everything around has as much sense as SW. I wish SW was white-and-black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Granted it goes grey scale. i wish the kurgan was the winner 115407312023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Granted. You have cut off the last ten minutes of Highlander. I wish it had a sequel: Lowlander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Granted. Low lander! A lander in KSP with the landing legs arranged so the lander is low to the ground, AKA land. I wish for an official NASA concept of a Lunar colony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Granted. The concept becomes official but after ~1 hour it gets denied. I wish I got a supercomputer for KSP1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Granted, but the load time is still 30 minutes. I wish NASA uses centrifuges on their Mars Transfer Vehicle to generate gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunas Only Moon Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Granted, but they fling everyone i wish that kerbin had cities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Granted, and they pollute Kerbin so much that the sky is no longer blue. I wish for a sci-fi themed Kerbal battleship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 (I am going to assume you mean like the movie Battleship based off the game for my corruption purposes) Granted! The remake the movie Battleship and replace the aliens and their tech with kerbals and kerbal tech. Instead of being an action/drama/horror flick it becomes an action/drama/comedy and earns a sequel. 172808012023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunas Only Moon Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 where wish? im gonna assume you want a bagel granted! but you need to supply the ingredients i want a cookie that is unlimited, i always have cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 Granted. Its a raisin and prune cookie. before i wish: i derped earlier and forgot to wish, id say the substitute wish works! Nicely done! now, i wish for an onion bagel with philadelphia cream cheese 233008012023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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