kerbiloid Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Granted. An asteroid strike breaks all streaks. iVish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Granted: You are now Irish with a lisp. I wish I could rant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Granted, but there's no appropriate thread for it. I wish for a universal megathread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Granted, but it's so chaotic as to be completely useless for discussing anything. I wish I could visit Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 You are instantly transported to Mars as you are now, then get to experience massive decompression first hand. I wish for a magic door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Granted. It magically beats your fingers, so you can't use your magic stick. I wish for Ring of Power, to power my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Granted, but it does so by taking all the power from.every other phone in the world. I wish I was Steve Harvey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Granted. You were. Until that brick from the sky. Now you are John Doe. I wish to take that 0.33333(3) orange behind me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Granted: You take a third of the orange. Now it looks like Pac Man. It comes to life and chews you to death. I wish for someone who likes making internals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Granted. This person is called a surgeon. I wish the swap file here was controllable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Granted: It is, but not by you. I wish for the best of KSP 1 with the greatest mods included and all bugs fixed, to be released as KSP 1.5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Granted. You are dressed for success. I wish the unfinished Hangar mod was finalized for 1.12.5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Granted, but it has dependencies that will never be finished. I wish KSP1 would get an update to make it 1.12.6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Granted, but the update turns it into Minecraft. I wish my potato could run KSP2 at 60 fps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Granted. But you have suddenly eaten it by mistake. I wish they had upgraded the GMO potatoe CPU in the foodstock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Granted: But it gets chopped up and deep fried. I wish I knew what I was doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Granted. Now you feel twice guilty. I wish to update the wish list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroWolfie Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Granted. The wish list is now updated to the 5th dimension, where only the bulk beings can access it. I wish for a potato pc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Granted. But the potato who previously owned the PC is angry and starts chasing you. I wish for a French fry PC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Granted: I wish I could remember things when I need to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Granted, but you never need to. I wish I had a PC that could run KSP2 at max graphics at 120 fps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Granted. Overjoyed, you attempt to test your PC's limits and launch a 1000 part vessel. Your PC then unceremoniously combusts. I wish for a real life ALT + F12 menu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Granted, but it only gives you the option to give your body an endless stream of liquid methane, liquid oxygen, or xenon. Your choice. I wish I could visit the Apollo landing sites on the Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroWolfie Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 Granted, but you must crash into the moon to see it. I wish for pay-to-win systems in video games to begone forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Granted, but all games are removed with them. I wish for KSP2 to have no more bugs forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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