Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[AstroWolfie]

Granted. This is the minifigure included. 

[Exploro]

So what is your wish?

[Kimera Industries]

I wish @AstroWolfie had made a wish.

[AstroWolfie]

Granted. You will forget to make wishes now.

sorry guys! I have been taking exams and i'm really tired. How about that's my wish:

I wish that wasn't tired.

[Ryaja]

Granted, you act as if your really really tired though.

I wish for ksp2 to get all the promised updates and release today.

[AstroWolfie]

Granted, but it makes your PC turn into this:

I wish I had a Portal Gun.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get a Port Hole gun, then get arrested for shooting at ships.

I wish for an animated version of the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy that uses the audio from the BBC radio series.

[Kimera Industries]

Granted. It's super duper low budget and is awful. Don't worry, I'd be sad too.

I wish I could ride Starship.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You are working for SpX, and they forgot to take you down from the top of the rocket before launch.

I wish, spaceships had less cartoonish names. More official. Something like Pz.Kpfw. III Ausf. E.

[ColdJ]

Granted: They are now called names like "T.N.T", "C4" and "Massive, air fuel bomb".

I wish a big miiror on the Moon, that if you look through a telescope at, you can see the Earth from space.

[AstroWolfie]

It reflects the sun at you too, frying your house.

 

I wish I was good at Splatoon Anarchy battles

[Kimera Industries]

Granted, but you are awful at everything else.

I wish humans colonized the solar system and that we were building a Dyson swarm.

[kerbiloid]

We Borg.

Borg you!

[ColdJ]

Granted: You are Ernest Borgnine.

I wish to be in McHales Navy.

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  You somehow sail away from Taratupa without being noticed by commanding officers, end up in German-controlled water, and end up in the same German gulag/prison as the rest of Hogan's Heroes. 

Oooh!  Now I want to see that cross-over!  I wish for that to actually happen!  I want to see a cross-over of McHale's Navy, Hogan's Heroes...and MASH!

[Kimera Industries]

Granted. But it's in an obscure foreign language and no one knows what anyone is saying.

I wish I could set up refueling tankers around the solar system. (In KSP of course.)

[ColdJ]

Granted: But they are impossible to dock with.

I wish for a sensible answer.

[Kimera Industries]

Granted. It's 42. But what was the question?

I wish I could try the Battle Room from Ender's Game.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You now hold the record for the fastest and first to get killed in that room.

I wish lyrics matched what I heard.

[Scarecrow71]

Granted, but the lyrics don't go along with the music being played.

I wish election ads were banned.

[Kimera Industries]

Granted. They are now election TV shows and are required viewing.

I wish I could have dinner right now.

 

[Exploro]

Granted. Before you is a bowl of delicious baked beans for dinner. As you proceed to dig into your meal, you are approached by two middle aged ladies holding clip boards. "Would you like to take a survey?!", they ask in unison. From here on out, you are endlessly peppered with questions related to beans and George Wendt.

I wish for for an undisturbed viewing of the eclipse on the 8th.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You are undisturbedly watching the eclipse on the 8th, scratching your fur with tusks and howling.

I wish the eclipses were more often.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You realise that every night is the Earth eclipsing your side of the planet.

I wish more creativity.

Edited April 5, 2024 by ColdJ

[Exploro]

On 4/3/2024 at 11:59 PM, kerbiloid said:

Granted. You are undisturbedly watching the eclipse on the 8th, scratching your fur with tusks and howling.

I wish the eclipses were more often.

I became a were-walrus?! Cool.

As for ColdJ, granted. However, your increase in creativity is limited to the niche of drawing lousy memes.

I wish for were-walrus to become the next big meme.