Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[ColdJ]

Granted: You fall into a pit of loose nails that all happen to be balanced on their ends, pointing up.

I wish a superpower.

[kerbiloid]

1 hour ago, ColdJ said:

Granted: You fall into a pit of loose nails that all happen to be balanced on their ends, pointing up.

I wish a superpower.

Both together are granted.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naglfar

I wish for more Heilung and Eihwar.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You have so much now that you can't move.

I wish for fun.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But the sorts of the fun are so medieval, that their wiki pages unlikely should be listed here.

I wish for a poleaxe.

[Kimera Industries]

Granted.

(We have a lot of these in our LEGO collection)

I wish for a harmless, edible cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. The browser cookie is just baked together with the computer.

Spoiler

I wish the unused part of RAM could be accumulated for another computer session.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You have the horns.

I wish for ROM and COLA.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You have a bottle of some drink from Romania with "Romancula..." label.

I wish for drum and dwiskey.
_{(Just for experiment, I reject ethanol or any other non-water solvent drinking).}

[AlamoVampire]

Granted you get wrums and diskies. No idea what either is but you get them! 

i wish i didnt live in 2024 but in 3310.

080505112024

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Please, follow the guide bot to the room #7854 for organics disintegration procedure.

I wish for my own SCP.

[ColdJ]

Granted:

I wish to go around the world in 80 days.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But your path looks very eccentric.

After reading the last line, I would better refrain from any canned food from that region.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You refrain from eating anything on planet Earth.

I wish for Plant it Earth.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You have soiled yourself.

I wish not to give up.

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  You give down.

I wish to be a Q Tip.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You are a Q tip on a W arrow. Happy aiming!

I wish for self-typing alphabet.

 

[Exploro]

Granted. A random string of code that represents vocal sounds corrupts the means of manufacturing and their various control systems. What transpires is a scenario straight out of Zero Horizon Dawn where everything on the earth surface is consumed all to continuously manufacture the symbols of this alphabet. You are welcome.

I wish the avoid becoming converted into a vowel.

Edited May 28, 2024 by Exploro

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Just use the towel.

I wish to rhyme  the "bowel".

[BA-Forums]

Granted, but as you come up with a rhyme, the word you want to make a rhyme for starts movement.

i wish to be ballin

[kerbiloid]

Semi-granted. You are Dvalin.

I wish for a Nazgul ring to save time on moving somewhere.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get Ra's Al Ghul.

I wish for web shooters.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now you have to wear a bulletproof vest to surf the web.

I wish to replace the timeline from KSP-1 cancellation to now, to make KSP-2 never existed, and KSP-1 developed these years instead.

[ColdJ]

Granted: But as soon as it was perfect, Microsoft bought it and hid it away so it wouldn't highlight how bad their stuff has gotten.

I wish for fun.

[BA-Forums]

Granted, but my definition of “fun” isn’t the same as yours. Enjoy your disco fever.

i wish for the ability to eat drywall.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But you need to be drinking hydrogen fluoride for that.

I wish for pentaborane+fluorine engine.