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Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human


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10/10
You are, as there were no cyborgs in those times.

I am a human because I was using stacks of two checkers as tanks to shoot the upper one with finger at the opposing ones when there were no cheat codes.

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5/10
You write "humour" instead of "humor", because you follow the archaic European spelling, while most of software systems don't.
Probably, you even write "colour" instead of "color" and "neighbour" instead of "neighbor".

Though, you can be a software written with wxWidgets instead of Qt, they like inserting the "u", too.

 

I can extrapolate, so I'm a human.

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10/10
Only humans learn the book from the ancient general more known for the mass execution of the palace concubines after the toy battle, rather than for conquering a half of continent like others.

I'm a human because it's my biological nature.

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10/10

Only humans assume that everybody thinks like them.

I can extrapolate and visualise possible futures based on current events. Ergo I must be human.

 

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