Stormpilot Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Granted. It onlys like cucumbers and immediately after this post is posted the work supply of cucumber is gone and it is impossible to grow again. I wish for a chocolate ice cream cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Granted. You found a chocolate ice after a chococistern had overturned, and make a cream cake out of it. I wish there was not only chocolate, but also chocoearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Granted. There is also chocolates, chocoletus, chocolitus, chocoletes, chocoloty, chocolenati, chocoletaey, and millions more. You gain the knowledge of all of them and you head explodes. I wish for a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 I wish for this nerf gun Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 (edited) Granted. You finally get it and have a great nerf war, but a random Karen sues you for having a gun and the police gets you. I wish for a 3d printed kerbal Edited July 22, 2021 by Som-Boi_lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Granted. But it comes out looking like Twisties packet that you heat shrunk on an old gas radiator. I wish that R2 D2 could be built in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Granted. It whistles reversed and hates the player. I wish to know how do they distinguish a gamer from a player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Granted. A gamer has to have the most expensive, fastest responding, overclocked, graphics card costs more than the rest of the computer combined, 7 input mouse and super resposive mechanical keyboard with custom colour light up zones on a 3 monitor, super surround sound, cost more than their car system. A player just has fun with what they have. Sadly you feel no better. I wish for stability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Granted. The comet is on its way. I wish it hits the Venus instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Granted. But it wakes up the Space Dragon that has been snoozing there since the Dinosaurs wouldn't pay up, and it demands a ransom to keep it from wiping out half the earth. I wish I understood 3 dimensional chess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Granted. Welcome to real life, where everything is 3-D. I wish for a Bob Semple Tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Granted but its a fish tank with Bob Semple written on the side I wish for KSP 2 to come out this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Granted, but it sucks because they rushed it. I wish for $500,000 USD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Pretty sure this is worth that much. Too bad it would be immeatilay confiscated. Spoiler I wish someone would land on the Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Granted. Now they are asking you, what the hang are they doing there and why haven't you wished for their return, too. I wish @Ben J. Kerman can sell that tank for $500,000 USD. (whatever the "$ ... USD" means) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 (edited) Granted. He sells it to a maniac that thinks he is playing War Thunder and destroys the world I wish for 1 bobux Edited July 23, 2021 by Som-Boi_lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 No way. Only billux and jebux are available, of rather different shape. I wish there was not just War Thunder, but also War Thabove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 (edited) Granted but there is now there's War Thinside and War Thbeside Edited July 23, 2021 by BuranAce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 @BuranAce Wish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, ColdJ said: @BuranAce Wish? I wish for 2 million funds as of this moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Granted. 2 million Funds appear around you and as all they like to do is have fun, they party you to death. I wish to have seen the view from the capsule that was at the edge of space for 3 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 (edited) Granted You see how beautiful the curvature of the Earth is with its veil of atmosphere and realize with the window gone you really wish you were back down in it as you gasp your last. 3 minutes not gonna cut it I wish I didn't feel so hungry all the time lately. Edited July 24, 2021 by Dientus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Granted you are never hungry again, forget to eat, and you become bamboozled I wish I was better at war thunder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 (edited) Granted. Now you can run a 3 km distance in 15 minutes. Without a bag, of course. I wish you could do it in 14 minutes. Edited July 24, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Mission declined. This weekend I refuse to leave the comforts of house. I wish that bill watterson made more Calvin and Hobbes comics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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