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"Never tried to do this on Mars..."

We Borg. Borg you!

Asking Time Prophet is cheating.

Bannabas Collins is trying to recall the reason why you aren't banned.

They should try a crossover of the Caribbeans and Peter Pan.

Do you now understand the real purpose of N1? Send the flakes into space, let them pop in vacuum and burn get fried on re-entry.

Floor 4677: Same crackers, covered with Rama butter margarine organic hydrocarbon product.

And this is how the professionals do the things. https://fortressvl.ru/fortress/novosilcevskaya-batareya/

I just had an idea about a small, twin-torpedo, bridge guarding submarine, which could stop the ship before ramming. But then got a doubt: maybe it should be guarding the ship from bridges. As I have no idea of their price.

The Spartans were known as tough warriors. Their school training was appropriate. As the Spartans were recalling this story generation after generation, the boy was looking a completely brainless jerk even in their eyes, and the entire village had breathed a sigh of relief when the foxlet finished eating him. They were whipping the boys at the Artemis' altar, and saying: "Don't be like that fox-eaten idiot! Don't!" Usually in a single f-word. The Spartans failed to finish the phrase, as the Macedonian archers were as brief and accurate with arrows, as Spartans were with words. The just-married Spartans were secretly visiting their wives nightly, like thieves. This romantic adventure was supported by the absence of street lighting in Sparta. Later they were wondering, why did Ephialtes of Trachis betray the Spartans in the battle of 300. They decided that it was because he was as ugly inside, as he was outside, humpty and limp, and didn't like to clean sewers, wishing for a woman instead. And they were right here. When young, slender, slim, beautiful, and deadly drunken Ephialtes was wading along the dark Spartan street, returning from the secret wedding party to the barracks, he fell into a Spartan pit (because the Spartans were considering decent any working but war, including the pit snubbing), and broke his legs and spine. In the morning he was listening from the pit a heated debate, if they should throw him into a chasm, as , or let him get gone on his own. They decided that technically he is already bathed in wine (based on the smell from the pit), and already has fallen in chasm (even the small, pit-sized chasm), becoming a "deposit" like they called this. So, they had no reason to lift him and carry to the Apothetae, as it was decent as any working but war. Thus, they left him where they had found. Contrary to their expectations, Ephialtes had climbed out, and became sad, sober, and ugly. As the Spartans didn't have dynamite jackets, he became useless as a warrior, and was cleaning sewers. The Spartans were considering him decent, as any working but war is decent. Thus, he enjoyed the Persian invasion, as the Persians weren't finding difference between Ephialtes and other Spartans. They were finding any Spartan same ugly, and sewers cleaning a proper occupation for them all. So, in the Persian camp, Ephialtes first felt himself a normal person. It stays unclear, though, why did the Spartans have the wine to bathe the kids, when they were declaring them sober nation. Why not declare also a dry state with zero wine tolerance? (In the good sense of the term, not in the sense of a finished drunkard). But the Spartan wedding customs were including that, but not limited with. Actually, as the Spartan warrior was spending his life in the campaigns, he would be frightened by seeing a strange hairy-headed monster in the bed, when he woke up in the night to drink. He could fall with a heart attack, or attack it with sword. While a bald person in men's clothes were calming and usual, like always. (Of course, unless all what we know about Sparta was dreamed out by the literature slaves from XV century, copyrighting their books as Pausanias(tm), to please the refined tastes of the epoch.) The Spartan woman was saying it to the son, because if she tried to say this to the husband or brother, she would be going on with a bruised eye, or two. Because no silly weak woman may tell to the Spartan warrior, what should he do, or what he shouldn't. Only the warrior himself can decide, to run or to surrender, or not. Also, the silly homewives never tried to carry a human on the Spartan shield, round and bulging. The Spartans tried, and they knew that the limbs are hanging down over the edge, while the torso tends to slide down from the bulge.

What's more expensive, the ship or the bridge?

Granted. You are working for SpX, and they forgot to take you down from the top of the rocket before launch. I wish, spaceships had less cartoonish names. More official. Something like Pz.Kpfw. III Ausf. E.

It's Beatles' Juice gulping. Why do the camels not smoke, when they are cigarettes?

Gloria est efan? What's "efan"? Bad Latin Hill

When you know, that haiku is OS.

Floor 4675. Rama. A lot of it.

No, sir. From the left one. Barbie! Queue. Move faster, people are waiting.

"What a big studio..."

Could, please, Capt. Nemo sink it down?

Afaik from news, to this date it's the only tool, being used to cyberattack real electrical systems. Otherwise, it would be obsolete to use against them.

A whole star, consisting of metastable metallic hydrogen is discovered on the 15 565 876 435 th year of the forum. Separate chunks of MMH are orbiting around. Now we are much closer to the finale of the MMH discussion than we were 15 565 876 423 years ago. Additional info for the red dwarf owners. All users from Milkomeda galaxy, whose red dwarves are getting depleted, are invited to the Intergalactic Transfer Society. Our comfortable single-generation ship will start immediately, in two million years.

Kerbin basement. Do the KSC islands have names?

Being Joolius Caesar is cheating.

A "Jettison cargo" emergency option is needed. To let the containers slide back and make the ship lighter. And lower.

Floor 4671: The river of milk and honey. Now you know, WHAT animal gives that milk.