kerbiloid

Fewer people need less resources, and is much cheaper to achieve. I believe, it's more probable than space industry in this century.

Killing somebodyself was not prohibited in the Soviet Union in the 1930s, it is a purely Western religious feature. Well, the Eastern one, too, but anyway not a Soviet one.

It's for mice.

If God wanted humans to manufacture in space, the Moon would be made of coal.

It's Bansday now, the weekban begins.

It's just squeezed from the soup fruits. It's a fresh. Waiter! Fresh cognac, please, not this old smelly liquid.

Floor 4451: the Cluescape Room.

It's always locked, why click it?

Btw, about the adds. The first banner-click-funded space flight.

The tonguefingue cuz typing here, not saying-tied me just realized, what was it trying to mean as a mean analog of the KSP RPG. Dungeon Keeper. The portals to hire Kerbals (there are Astronaut Complex and modded hiring facilities). Kerbals of different types with different abilities: winged Pilots, clever Scientist in the Library, handy Engineers which repair every damaged thing. We also need chickens for food, for joy, for vivisection scientific experiments. (And a spell to turn a Kerbal into iirc a piglet, when BD Armory is used). We need a training room (we have it in mods, but not visualized) to train the Kerbals (to evade from spikey iron balls and so on). We need to summon a [censored] [censored] [censored] , as she is actually an important member of the crew, even if a daemoness. We have a modded view switcher (from the eyes of the Kerbal and back), but we need also a pickaxe to break through the walls and to dig into hills. We need much gold and many chests for it, to build and fill the hidden treasuries. More or less we have it, but the gold cannot be enough. The most important thing is, we need the Hand, to take the Kerbals, carry them, and slap, when it's needed.

If NASA became a private company, all NASA missions would be private.

No vembah click!

It's an RPG where they player is playing an evil invisible deity, which is making the poor innocent Kerbals to make flimsy rockets and throws them into space.

Yes, it's time for rhyme! Waiter! Fugushima sushi, please!

Just a banality.

Floor 4447: The result of the blacksuit people boopping.

When they call the engine Mainsail, it makes to think that its main purpose is to be blown by the wind. Also, where had they lost other sails?

Hmmm... What a good idea. All they need to give a purpose to their petty lives, is a wheel to scroll the pages. Tough it out!

Btw. "Objective: save the Venus from greenhouse effect." Could last for ages, staying still relevant.

The cars are managed by arrow keys (or WASD), and the space button. What are the manuals, they are talking about???

The "I" in POI means "Illuminati". Proper eyes can read proper signs. Probably...

It's a real banquet of bans.

We even don't know the names of the real South Pole conquerors, the draft dogs eaten by the human travellers.

Floor 4444: Four fours for four floors.

"All of us must accept the unpleasant fact, that the Earth is flat. Do you remember those last-year balloons? They are how the satellites are actually flying."