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Indeed, Kerbal.

Just occasionally googled.

"Take it, and use the force, Luke. No pain, no gain."

We have pomodores and humidores, sir. But we can provide what you need for additional money. Waiter! Why is this champagne not burning?

Everybody means every body But what about the bodiless spirits?

Bantrid is banning the Baniverse.

The Jedi ability express test: a swab for Midi-Chlorians.

We are. The Soviet cosmonaut is a communist, chosen from others, he is morally stable enough to be trusted with supersecret equipment and objectives. As he is one, he is also a military pilot, a part of the people's elite. He is crossing the state borders many times per day, while others are waiting for a chance to visit Bulgaria. The first ones (who were alone in the craft) were later working in Soviet administration, in High Council, etc. That's their career. So, the Soviet cosmonaut would even not bother with reinventing a wheel. He would create kolkhoz's ("collective farm", where the farm belongs to its members, and the product is distributed proportionally to their "labour days" amount) and sovkhoz's ("Soviet farm", i.e. an agricultural [Soviet] State's enterprise, where people are hired and work for salary, considered more progressive that kolkhoz, and replacing them). He would not believe the individual farmer skills, and would suspect him in possibly bad intentions. As we can see, in the USA just 3% (?) of population are now farmers, so it looks like the USA community shares his views, lol. Also, he would be a materialist, rejecting the creationism. (May change with age, but never in individualism direction, as he is also a collectivist, aware of the might of the people's collective led by the Communist Party). So, unlikely he could claim the world creation. So, a Soviet cosmonaut would create the world of Oregon taking the Soviet anecdote as blueprint. You just don't know the Soviet kolkhozniks. Doing for themselves for the expropriated kolkhoz supplies was their skill. The cosmo-, astro-, and whatever other -naught is just the man in the middle between the huge collective on the Earth, and the complicated technical device in the nowhere. Unless he's Buck Rogers, he must be a part of hivemind. Otherwise, three more lunar craters would be named after the Apollo-13 crew members. The anarchy of Mercury was just a temporary childhood disease, quickly eradicated by the multi-seat crafts and the multi-day flights. Have you been to rural Tambov? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tambov_Rebellion To rural Don? https://ru-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog/wiki/Гражданская_война_на_Дону?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=ru&_x_tr_hl=ru&_x_tr_pto=wapp They had airplanes, artillery, and machine-guns, and were participating in the WWI for years. I'm afraid, the rednecks of Oregon would better in advance cut off the front sight of their shotguns, like in another anecdote. A typical error of individual survivalists and militiamen is the conviction that as they are strongest in their village, the are strongest at all. In fact, they would be 1:10 against poor people, ready to risk to become the rich farmers instead of them (in case of US, for example from South), supported with professional army where it's needed. So, their further existance would be just a result of humanism of the authorities who control both. No peasant can survive without farming and hiding in forests. And the ability of farming and presense of forests is just a question of the authorities economic and political plans. As the real history shows, about 5% of civil population was a price for making the sane people hating but loyal, and then more loyal than hating, when the political change not a question of life and death. Say, the Communists were officially proclaiming internationalism, and were never going to eliminate peoples. They were eliminating some relatively small social groups, while 90% of people weren't under attack. While some other ideologies were (and are) treating the whole ethnicity (say, the Russians) as a must-die, making the defeat equal to death anyway, and leaving no reason to let them keep the habitable planet as a prize. So, the Commies vs Oregonies battle would finish with same Oregonian farmers hunting the individualist renegades interfering with their collective farm business. Probably, with stronger Reversed Kerbal accent. Have you seen Postman? An unemployed Xerox salesman is a brutal force against redneck armies.

It doesn't matter for gorilla, as it can't hear the meowing of the cat. How do the cats remember all letters of the "meow" they must pronounce?

Floor 4407: A poster of the Spaceballs trailer called Star Wars.

Bannen-G fight the Ban.

A test click. SET TIMER ON DO CLICK WAIT FOR ECHO_RESPONSE

The ban is redirected to the mess of >3dimensional chaos.

It's impossible to create or destroy, only to discover and leave. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_universe_hypothesis Everything other is heresy.

Banned for writing "truth" without "thorn".

Banned for putting the truth out.

"Fools! It isn't a joke!"

Using a word which can be both a noun and a gerund like "being" is a cheating.

Banned for mysterious reasons.

Spaceballs has a secret message to all humans, hidden in its title. space + balls = ' ' + '8' It's " 8",

Clicking on the Sun passing from Libra to Scorpion.

So, that's what the E-Meter is measuring... Then the particle could be called "theton", but then the free operating thetans may sue for the copyright violation.

If the Universe was created by the Soviet cosmonaut, it would be a collective farm. Is it?

Commies. They try to fool you, and admix chemicals to the water.

A series about zombies is as fresh as the zombies are.