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kerbiloid

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  1. Depends on fish the dolphin has eaten.
  2. Using commas for anything but word separation is a cheating.
  3. Voxel Sand Emulator Rearrange the sand particles to make a flat embankment.
  4. The only sacred thing for the Hogwarts people is gold. Whatever they do with magic, but the bank and the gold rate stay safe.
  5. Banned for supporting the optimates against the populares.
  6. Granted. It was. But now you have to re-finish it again. Why was the Prometheus ship carrying a whole fridge of frozen ravioli?
  7. You take crane eggs and hatch them. Does a doppelganger gang twice?
  8. Moonfall shows what the Universe do to the civilisations which make such bad movies.
  9. Strangely looking grasshoppers, Unusual taste of the tap water. Increased price for insecticide fumigators. Cheap packs of frozen frog legs in food shops. Sad reality?
  10. https://www-rbc-ru.translate.goog/society/19/09/2022/632821de9a7947377e72f006?from=from_main_3&_x_tr_sl=ru&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=ru&_x_tr_pto=wapp The Hero of the Soviet Union, the Hero of Russia and the holder of the world record for the duration of a flight into space (437 days) Valery Polyakov died He was 80 years old. “He lived and worked at the Mir orbital station for 437 days, which is an absolute record for the duration of stay in space in one flight,” the state corporation said. - In total, the record holder has two space expeditions with a total duration of 678 days 16 hours.
  11. Granted. Now you need a crane to lift it. I wish for a beryllium carbide hohlraum.
  12. Jeb is not scared as he knows that only unfueled rocket is 100% safe, so it is. Jebs sees that his suit is strangely orange.
  13. Hobbits were named so because they were just a Gandalf's hobby, a farming simulator. The Tolkien elves (singular = "elf") were Ubermensch of the Middle-Earth, thus tall, blonde, and long-faced (don't look at the Rings of Power amateur cosplay). Exactly like him, as it was his Sims, in the dollhouse called Middle-Earth. When Iluvatar had created the elves (it was 11 of them because Iluvatar himself would be the 12th), he counted them speaking his language: "Eins. Zwei. Drei. ... Ja, ja, gut. Elf.. Und ich bin Zwölf... Zwoelf... Zwo Elf.... Doppel-Elf. Iluvatar, Alles-Vater." Thus they were called "Das Elf", or in Westron "The Eleven", or just "the Elves". It was odd. Literally odd. Because couldn't be divided in pairs. It's the source of their problems. And the Valar number was odd, too. 7 of he-Valar + 7 of she-Valar + 1 Melkor. That's why Melkor was so angry. He was the only Vala with no pair. Once he invited the Chaotic chick, Ungoliant, to be his crush. They ran a gothic party, Because Melkor was a Goth (though other Valar were scornfully calling him Gepid), was wearing black clothes and hairdo, and called himself Moar-Goth, or Morgoth. Ungoliant dressed appropriately, with a spider-like brooch on hair. But other Valar ruined their date, drove away Ungie, and kicked them out.
  14. Hobbits were named so because they were just a Gandalf's hobby, a farming simulator.
  15. Granted. This is your best one. I wish for curium-245.
  16. Banned for having the caption "Quote" with no quote.
  17. Because windows are for watching. Use doors for the transfer. Is Saturn the Lord of the Rings?
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